I might actually 
die this week.
Haven't shit in almost a week. I honestly think 
it might end up killing 
me. I might not make it rdrama 
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i hope i die this week haha
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A. see a doctor
B. Take laxitaves
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No
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Darn right. Stick to your principles.
Doctors and their cures make you weak.
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you should OD on caffeine it makes you shit yourself
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I would have respected your willingness to die in agony for no reason, but this is all fake.
You don't write like someone who haven't shat in a week, I know this for sure.
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You literally
have no fricking 
clue who you're talking to buddy. I went literally 
years bleeding 
out my butt every time I shat and I never 
went to the fricking 
doctor 
for it. Never 
fricking 
disrespect me like this again
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I'm sorry for making u bleed out of your butt weekly
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Go to the doctor, bro. You might need medical help.
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No
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Then, I dunno get some laxatives and eat too many Takis or something. Stop crying like a b-slur if you won't do something about it.
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Please have a family member post the date and location of your funeral so we can give you a proper send off
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I want the music
to be entirely ice spice 
music 
(all her songs have weird 
poop lyrics)
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Get some magnesium citrate from a drug store. This stuff here:
Drink half the bottle and chug a bottle of water. In the next 30min-6hours you'll shit out everything you've eaten in the last 2 years. I use it for opioid shits and it's a miracle drug
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I rawdog it. I go through the pain and bleeding. If this eventually kills me, then I will proudly die as the stubborn
r-slur 
that I am
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Buttchug some beer it makes you shit instantly
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Poetic
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Don't be afraid of the doc. Doc doesn't care and deals with this shit (lol) all day every day as part of his job as a gastro whatever.
Consider that it's kitty behaviour not to see a doctor.
omg so scary jk don't be a kitty
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It's purely put of laziness I just don't want to
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I'm a straight guy who used to be friends with people like this. I know exactly what you're talking about. They killed my self-esteem for months. Cutting them out was one of the best desicions I've ever made.
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