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Bad phone call with my money manager. Refused to give me access to cash for frivolous Goombling this weekend. Bruh, it's $7500 and I know I pay you to not let me do dumb shit so I never have to work again but it's petty cash. This is why they aren't allowed management of my actual unsupervised bank accounts. I just want to get go and get shit faced drunk this weekend, goomble and make stupid purchases like a new TV and a his triggering point was a butchered cow that they'd butcher and would just put in my garage freezer so I can reduce giving a frick about grocery shopping.
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I told my boss I didn't like my job and cried in front of him, so I got a bottle on the way home. Did you end up goombling? !goomblers
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What's your job
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Bussy inspector.
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Bottle
of of what brother?
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Vodka, what did you think?
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I got a bottle
of cabernet so I didn't know sorry 
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We've all been there. I told my boss I was gonna kill myself once.
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!slots 174
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this is my favourite larp idk why frozen gets mad about it
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Lmfao r-slur. Set up another account with automated transfers.
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Hi Garry just wondering do you know how to play chess?
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I do but I've become pretty shit and forgot a lot of openings since I don't really play anymore. I'm probably about 1500 ELO now.
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I was just smoking weed and gooning to a sissy anal trainer hypnosis video and the girl in the video told me to drink a shit ton of water and hold it my bladder for more pleasure while I was fricking my prostate. When I had my sissygasm (anal orgasm) a mixture of c*m and piss shot out all over my room with the fury of a thousand suns. I kid you fricking not my entire bed and floor is now covered in a mixture of piss, c*m, and lube. I just laid there and felt instant regret that I've never felt from my porn addiction before. I fricking hate the jews for doing this me. I haven't even cleaned it up yet, i'm just sitting here in bed on the verge of crying too ashamed to look at the mess I created.
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