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New covid DLC just dropped :marsoyhype: :marsoyhype:

https://www.bbc.com/news/health-59418127
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Maybe this variant will really clear out some larger packs of boomers. Legit if this kills enough olds, fats and weaklings we'll probably be way better off globally.

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I really felt so cheated when the weak didn’t die off. The boomers have had power for far too long. They’re weak and fat. They do not work. I support COVID.

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Scrawny, acne covered mayo in his ergonomic computer chair, munching orVEGANic quinoa chips and watching vtubers shake their feet- “how dare covid not kill the stupid boomers!”

Joe, high school division linebacker, 50 years of manual labor, comfortable full body padding that physically prevents intrusion - “ahhh, that’s a great Budweiser. I wonder who’s on MSNBC? Oh, time to mow the lawn!”

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I’m a manual laborer. I’m shredded head to toe. How the boomers tiny legs and weak arms and huge guts do not disgust you is beyond me. Boomers still think the idea of a gym is absurd.

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I’m with scrawny chair dude on this one.

Until it comes his time, anyway.

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I just want it to take out enough olds that I can finally drive in the left lane on the highway and not be stuck behind someone who voted for william howard taft going 25 mph as they drive to their own funeral.

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The far left lane is for leisure.

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I should leisurely be allowed to shoot people who drive under 70 in that lane.

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Both of you are correct.

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leisurely driving 75

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Most cars don’t start feeling squirrely until at least 90, stop being a kitty in the fast lane

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Over 75 and you gotta keep a lookout for cops and it’s not leisurely anymore.

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When this happens and I get passed on the right I’m always about 1 second away from following someone home, but who??

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Bring it, I'll just blow my car bomb and kill us both

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:marseyrage: :boomerportrait: :!marseyrage:

Seethe more zoomer shits.

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Who's seething? I'm excited! :marseykys:

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The powers that be will never allow it, they'll just lock us all up in our houses again.


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This variant could be 100% fatal and florida still wouldn't lock down again :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:

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a new tuberculosis! Lord Covindra will rampage through the retirement homes and trailer parks, and the rotting corpses of Mary #Beatles #ImWithHer #BLM and Fred, lover of incest role reversal humiliation and his seven Afro-Asian Mulatta grandchildren and ford Pinto will collapse into the regrowing swamp.

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Depends on where you live. Here in Burgerland there's not enough political will to enforce meaningful lockdowns. And we're about to go back to a conservitard Congress, so they'll just let people die as long as no one has to wear masks or get vaxxed.

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Good, whoever thinks letting the obese die is BAD is a fricking r-slur and should be shot.

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that is extremely bigoted. There are lots of thin mayo swine that must be purged as well.

(Again RR for obesity is 1.3 and RR for age is 10,090. Covid and obesity mattering is just dumb. Athsma is much worse. Smh)

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fat people breathe like athsmatics anyways, so I dont believe your RR values, nor do I know what they are.

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We need to put them in exercise camps with vitamin D chambers. If it saves just one life it will be worth it.

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this really isn’t that true. Lots of oldcels do valuable work and science stuff. I’d rather clean out the young mayos.

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Sounds like you're old.

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I’m thirteen

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Hey baybee wanna join my groomercord

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mommy says groomercord is dangerous 🥺 tinychat?

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