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mithrandir gand/alf :marseythegrey: the gay wizard :marseythegrey:  13d ago (reddit.com) 697 thread views #270532

You wake up and find out you switched genders, what are the first 2 things you'd do?

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1cvz5y0/you_wake_up_and_find_out_you_switched_genders/?sort=controversial

Whole thread filled with coomers and people like this :marseywholesome:

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I would immediately start hunting for rich old men who are only a few years away from death

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You're going to have to suck a lot of shrivelled peepee, and possibly wipe a lot of backsides, before you ever see any dough.

Why not just become an OnlyFans e-thot??

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Youre so r-slurred. Why would I wipe his butt when we have 24/7 nurse care in the home?

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If the old man has 24/7 nurse care, he doesn't need you for anything. Your plan sucks.

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he would be the blowjob machine :marseystare:

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The nurses will provide that service.

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You just got written out of the will, sweaty. His children from previous marriages will rejoice.

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You think those nurses haven't already been putting in the work to get that inheritance?

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For most femoids, all humans are only a few minutes from death.

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Probably go see a doctor tbh, try to figure out my legal status as I can probably not easily convince anyone that I am who I say I am.

:#marseydoctor:

:#marseydisintegrate: :!#marseyflamewar::space::!marseyagree:

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Yeah I'd have to probably quit my job

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You a gay escort or something?

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My boss hates women

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Goad your employer into taking some action because they believe you're an imposter, refuse to acknowledge any change, then sue for s*x discrimination :pepemoney:

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goon for 48 hours straight and then jump off a bridge

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!anime hentaislop moment

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Assuming the change is irreversible, no part of my personality or sexuality is altered, and the legal issues from this are handwaved away?

Rake in the DEI bonii from being a tech-savvy straight woman in STEM, maybe identify as a non-specific queer to really corner that diversity checklist.

I vaguely understand the demand for "carnivorous" women far outstrips the supply, so my moid personality will probably appeal to the kind of nerd who wants a brown tomboy gf or whatever.

Could be worse.

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Find the foid who took over my body and sexually harass her (him) until she (I) cries

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:#marseyrope:

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Stupid, now you have a wider pool of men to date.

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Go to the office wearing clothes designed to draw attention to my tits and then file a complaint against my boss for noticing.

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Probably commit as much violent crime as humanly possible then get away with it

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Proving why scrotes are assumed to be guilty and women are not

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Because we're based? Everyone knows this already

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:khazar#milkers:

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If I changed s*x, not the first two things, but I'd be curious about some silly concepts like cold water shrinkage or morning glory.

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Hunting down a sugar daddy

:marseypl#aying:

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1. Figure out the legal ramifications of this and try to prove that I'm really me

2. Make a book/course talking about how I managed to change sexes and start selling it to :!marseytrain:s

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b-word n moan, then masturbate

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I would immediately establish myself as a predator lez that strikes fear into fem hearts and two fingers into fem gussy

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Why is nobody suggesting skipping rope naked in front of the full length mirror?

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If you wake up in a country/state with good self defense laws, get a gun and self defense as many creepy scrotes as possible :shutupmale: :marseyarabcelebration:

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I actually carry around a point-and-shoot film camera, and regularly take pictures of people in public to add to my own cringe compilation. I make sure the flash is on and say "SNAP" when I do it.

The following is a list of situations in which I've added people to my cringe compilation:

1. A man I was secretly watching at the gym was unable to complete a full set during his workout (I was counting) and at an unimpressive weight no less.

2. An elderly woman on the bus dropped her change while attempting to pay for a ticket.

3. The gentleman making my sandwiches at subway had to ask for clarification no less than 3 times during the sandwich creation process.

4. You making this post.

Snapshots:

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