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Lotta bitching for something no one is forced to do.

It's an inside-only rule, it's not illegal. Frick off to one of the 10 other pubs down the block.

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It doesn't need to be illegal :marseymoonshine: to be beyond :marseynietzscheretard: r-slurred. Imagine wanting to talk to a British :marseyromantorchwick: "Human"

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Oi, look me in the face, love

:#10inbonglandtalking:

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I've been to a place like this and it was legitimately a great experience. Played pool and darts, got a drunk hug off a sweaty bald middle aged british dude, spent the rest of the night trying to build up the courage to ask if he wanted a BJ

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Well, did you??? Don't leave us hanging !bottoms

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No I pussied out lol

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So just use your phone anyway and glass anybody who tries to give you shit about it. Brits are getting so soft.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146493335425022.webp In the grizzly darkness of the far future, there is only moid seethe.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17162992174145517.webp

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Won't catch me puttin tha shite in ma body

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I can never :marseyitsover: tell if this movie :marseymidsommardani: fixed :marseyviewerstare2: my life or ruined :marseygraze: it

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Did you choose :marseyvalentine: life? Choose :marseyvalentine: a job. Choose :marseyvalentine: a career. Choose :marseyvalentine: a family. Choose :marseyvalentine: a fricking :marseytom: big television, choose :marseyvalentine: washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose :marseyvalentine: good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose :marseyvalentine: fixed :marseyviewerstare2: interest mortage repayments. Choose :marseyvalentine: a starter home. Choose :marseyvalentine: your friends. Choose :marseyvalentine: leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose :marseyvalentine: a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fricking :marseytom: fabrics. Choose :marseyvalentine: DIY and wondering who the frick you are on a Sunday morning. Choose :marseyvalentine: sitting :marseyliquid: on that couch :marseywatchingtv: watching :marseyopera: mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fricking :marseytom: junk food into your mouth. Choose :marseyvalentine: rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable :marseygiveup: home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fricked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose :marseyvalentine: your future. Choose :marseyvalentine: lifeโ€ฆ But why would :marseywood: I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose :marseyvalentine: life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There :marseycheerup: are no reasons. Who needs :marseyspecial: reasons when you've got heroin?

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Reddit when a pub bans children:

>Awww yeah! Take you crotch goblins elsewhere - not everything has to cater to you!

Reddit when a pub bans screens:

>Expecting people not to wordlessly scroll instagram while sitting with their friends who are also scrolling instagram is basically Nazism

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Desktop PCs ONLY.

Bring the LAN party to your local pub

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When I stop to eat when I'm out I'm often alone and like to read, but I would probably just go somewhere else.

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there are these things called books...but yeah I would just go someplace else cause I ain't carrying an actual book with me...

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