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Arse cyst

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/sporner_corner/4992060-arse-cyst
My husband has a cyst on his arse. Over the last two weeks it's got bigger and inflamed. He's on oral antibiotics and has an appointment to remove it next week.

Tonight it BURST. Omg it's amazing. He let me squeeze it but best of all, once all the skank came out I had a look and I saw THE SAC AND HE LET ME GET IT OUT WITH MY TWEEZERS.

Honestly, I can't remember the last time I was this excited.

The sac came out just like on Dr Pimple Popper - a little empty balloon with a little flap where it burst.

I will cherish this experience truly.

marriages are so romantic :marseyblush:


Telling us all about it - but no photos!

You're soooo lucky 🤣

Fortunately there are no photos.


jk here's pics of the arse cyst

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17164113888416505.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17164113889127944.webp


Once The skank was out I gave it a squeeze and could see the edge of the sac.

I asked him if I could try to tug it out if I could grip it easily. I didn't have to dig (and wouldn't have either as even I have limits when it comes to other people) and the sac was nice and sturdy but it did need a tug.

keep talking I'm almost there


I gave it a good bathe with dettol, we've put on savlon and I've given him a Tena Lady to use as a dressing 👌🏾

lol what a pansy


Well done op. Great job, that must have felt amazing (for both of you).

you know it :marseynut:


Can we have a look at his arse?


I'm really sorry but I promised him I wouldn't post pics of his arse anywhere.

:marseyitsover:

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Average germoid

!anticommunists we should have nuked Germany first

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Bold choice given what 2 nukes did to Japan :marseycirno:

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:marseyhmmm:

:#marseymacarthur:

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I mean, we couldn't even do the job right in Japan.

ETA: I really should stop replying to comments in notifications before reading the actual thread.

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No bb, u should not open the thread and look at the anal cyst fetish. Spare yourself :marseysick:

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