: “I've been meaning to ask - how's your son Tyler? College going well?” 
:“Oh yeah, he's doing fine. He went to the Congo to visit a friend. And get this, you know how he's really helpful? Yeah well he's helping his friend's dad with a coup attempt to overthrow their government.”
https://nypost.com/2024/05/24/world-news/tyler-thompson-caught-in-failed-congo-coup-was-on-first-trip-overseas/
Unfortunately the coup attempt was squashed faster than a dramatard cumming in a fat girl. The dad/coup leader was killed and his son/friend are, well, just check it out.
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People have asked me if it's safe to visit Congo cause I went there once. My advice was to go there only with a local, guess I have to update my advice to not attempt a coup.
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*record scratch*
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got myself into this situation..
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Smells like kino
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The funniest part is that the black kid was trying for MONTHS begging his mayo classmates to come to the Congo with him.
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Sounds like the plot of a Far Cry game tbh
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You know who this kind of stuff never happens to? People who stay in their own country.
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he a good boy, he dindu nuffin
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Absurdly based. Taking a casual vacation and turning into a half-baked coup scheme is peak male goals. Mike Hoare would be proud that the next generation is out doing strange military adventures
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Finally a good take on this cat site.
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Spring Breakers 2: Coup Boogaloo
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Imagine the insane
power 
of white 
guilt 
that a black 
guy can convince his white 
american 
average joe friend 
to fricking 
go and try to overthrow the government of the FRICKING 
DRC 
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I mean it does sound cool
especially if youre an r-slured football player
"come to africa, my dad is a big shot there and hes about to take over" [knows no context]
It was called New Zaire https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zaire_(government_in_exile)
this is Tiktok of his black friend https://tiktok.com/@marcelmalanga
Edit: apparently he offered his high school friends $50-100k to be security for his dad
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Fricking zoomers can't even coup thirdies properly
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They just need some social workers to deescalate.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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what
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The Van Wilder of high school
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It never began for Never-Listened-to-Danny-Kaye-and-the-Andrews-Sisterscels
It's also super weird that these guys are 21 but the focus is on them playing high school football
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Snapshots:
https://nypost.com/2024/05/24/world-news/tyler-thompson-caught-in-failed-congo-coup-was-on-first-trip-overseas/:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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Darn. I wish he succeeded.
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