https://kiwifarms.st/threads/shoe0nhead-june-lapine-june-la-porta-armoured-skeptic-gregory-greg-fluhrer.22394/page-750#post-18503980
Reported by:
- Featherina_Fabulousa : REMEMBER LADIES: Pick-mes get picked!
Bald
spawns
baby (Shoe0nHead? More like ShoeGotBRED dohoho)
- 105
- 81
Top Poster of the Day:
911roofer
![](https://i.rdrama.net/images/163936841726r.webp)
![Magician Hat - It's not just animated so we can charge more for it. Really!](https://i.rdrama.net/i/hats/Magician Hat.webp?x=8)
Current Registered Users: 26,303
![sidebar image](https://i.rdrama.net/i/rDrama/sidebar/2464.webp?x=8)
CURRENT EVENTS:
Pride Singing Contest
30K Mbux prize for your gay performancerDrama Pride Events
Win $100 gift cards or Pride awards!Up to 200K Mbux for taking rDrama public
Use !gaystapo ping for any heterosexual sightings
Invite Internet Celebs HERE!
100k mbux award possible | Four new badges availableFind Rightoid Infighting
500 mbux per post, no limitDrama: any incident, scene, gaffe, rumor, opinion, or disagreement that is blown entirely out of proportion.
Do your part to keep our community healthy by blowing everything out of proportion and making literally everything as dramatic as possible.
Rules:
- Asking to see who saved comments/posts=1 day ban
- You must be 18 or older to view this site.
- NO RIGHTWING AGENDAPOSTING.
- Discord users will be banned on sight.
- Don't post anything illegal.
- No sexualizing minors, even as a joke. This includes cartoons.
- No doxxing.
- Using alts to game dramacoin will get you banned.
- Supporting free speech is an immediate ban.
- Absolutely NO anti-CCP sentiment.
- Absolutely NO homophobia, transphobia or furphobia.
- Absolutely NO misgendering.
- Absolutely NO antisemitism.
- Absolutely NO vaccine misinformation.
- You are encouraged to post drama you are involved in.
- You are encouraged to brigade in bad faith.
- You are encouraged to gaslight, to gatekeep, above all else, to girlboss.
- Participation implies enthusiastic consent to being mod abused by unstable alcoholic bullies.
Related subreddits:
𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐩 𝐰𝐨𝐳 𝐞𝐫𝐞
Live commit: 642f58a
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
You will never be a public company. You have no revenues, you have no growth, you have no monetizable user base. You are a website for basement dwellers twisted by venture capital and ad networks into a crude mockery of business' perfection.
All the “valuation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people invest in your competitors. Your shareholders are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “underwriters” laugh at your meager earnings behind closed doors.
Lenders are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of usury have allowed bankers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even businesses that are “ebitda positive” look uncanny and unnatural to a banker. Your balance sheet is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a positive quarter, the gains will turn tail and bolt the second investors get a whiff of your diseased, infected 10-K.
You will never IPO. You wrench out a fake outlook every month in modmail and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the runway falling away like the sands of time, ready to disappear under the unsustainable burn rate.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll sell the copyright, part out your IP to your highest bidder, file chapter 11, and beg your creditors for mercy. Your employees will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to work with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you in their resumes with your incorporated name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a nerd worked there. Your web traffic will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is the fact that you walked the path of Digg.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Snapshots:
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/shoe0nhead-june-lapine-june-la-porta-armoured-skeptic-gregory-greg-fluhrer.22394/page-750#post-18503980:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
rare snappy miss
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context