Several people are saying the elites rigged the recent vote against me.
I dont know if it's true or not but we need to both count some votes and not count others until an investigation is completed.
The investigation will not be fair unless conducted by members of the pizzabros.
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Pizza, it must have been the butterfly ballots and hanging chads that caused your defeat. Or maybe Russia hacked the election? Actually, it must have been voter suppression because so many of our voters are too dumb to get voter ID.
We should file dozens of lawsuits pointing out the confusing ballots and the familial connection between candidate and vote counters. When people are certifiying the vote, we can lodge an official protest there. If you end up losing anyway, we will make up a conspiracy theory that Russia got your opponent elected and he's a Russian puppet. Worst case scenario, your opponent is known to frequent baseball gamesβ¦..
(Of course, if the other side ever did a fraction of this, we would claim bloody murder/insurrection/threat to our democracy. But since we control all the institutions, we can get away with doing all this).
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yeah I'm a hanging
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Least seething wingcuck ^
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