Read the comments. Also the trailer looks like the shittiest most joyless movie of the decade
The Elf always tells you he is hated, but he will never tell you why.
6 million presents? There's no way Santa could've delivered THAT many presents. That's just impossible.
Kinda curious how only the toy shops on the East Side, the ones that weren't inspected by the US, were said to have dangerous working conditions. In fact, it was found that none of the toy shops in the West of the North Pole that the US investigated were any different from the toy shops in the US. Only the toy shops investigated by the Bolshevi-elf were found to have dangerous working conditions. Even then- I can't imagine that twice times three million elves could get hurt working with wooden hammers.
For the longest time I could never figure out why people disliked elves. Now I can't figure out why it took me so long to dislike them too.
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Well gollie, Santa, why would 109 countries all decide to get rid of their elves?
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But the elves provide so many benefits! Loans, movies, philosophy, political power!
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Bc they were jealous of the elves superior intellect
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