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- Featherina_Fabulousa : Remember, if you think you hate the french, you don't hate them enough
French 
president, Emanuel Macron, and the mayor of Paris, Anne Hildago have declared that they will swim in the river on June 24th. Following this large 
announcement, there 
has been a substantial movement to shit in the Seine right 
before 
they take a dip. The website (jechiedanslaseinele23juin. fr) includes a calculator which will give you a time to shit in the Seine of you live further upstream and have your "gift" arrive just in time for the big swim.
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hon hon hon
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!neolibs will you watch
JVPITER swim?
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God I hate the french.
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French
are gross 
and awful.
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Miraculous ladybug
is a sexy series 
full of sexy ladies and I love it.
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!nonchuds How do chuds reproduce?
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She was born in 2001. She's over 18 .
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By grooming
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Miraculous Ladybug's depiction of Paris is hilarious: The city is clean
There are never huge crowds next to the Louvre and Eiffel Tower 
Most people in crowds are white 
Petty crime is unheard of 
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Everyone
is nice and likable. The city is full of hardworking friendly people. Fat American 
tourists are nowhere 
in sight. Even with the monster 
and supervillian attacks Miraculous Ladybug's Paris is miles 
better 
than the real thing and only contains one real Parisian: Chloe Bourgeoise. She is what Parisians are really 
like.
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Chloe is the realest character in the show
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It's still like that if you go to where the rich live. Lots of homeless everywhere though.
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Another funny thing is that poors in the show still have easy access to fancy living spaces right next to iconic Paris landmarks. The main character
is supposed to be some poor baker's daughter but her corner of the street bakery looks like primo real estate 
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They're supposed to be poor? I though they were rich as heck thanks to being part of an iconic Parisian baking tradition stretching back centuries.
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Then why does Chloe call her out on her poorcel behavior?
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Because Chloe hates every girl who hasn't eaten her out.
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Sexy didn't activate the marsify?
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She's a simp for a twink catboy
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I also want to frick the Catboy
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tho this actually
makes me hate them a little 
less
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It's unbelievably low-class.
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!slots200
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Pooping on politicians is based
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I thought you're french
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Watch your mouth
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Parisians do this normally
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I'm thinking of pooping in the river"
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Haha based my fellow redpilled citizen, that will show the president!"
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president?"
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i can't believe the fr*nch are actually doing something based
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French
people are disgusting 
and I hate them. Paris would 
be lovely if they just killed 
all the French.
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Honestly just give the Parisians the War in the VendΓ©e solution
the rural French I met were just fine
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Kill them next
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I've been saying that about montreal for years
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But then it would
be full of Canadians 
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The swim will be cancelled at the last minute, and the Fr*nch public will experience a cholera outbreak.
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Doesn't the sewage normally flow into it?
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Sexy Indian dudes rejoice
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What's the French
rhyme for "poo in the loo"?
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Who the heck cares? Seriously? What the frick does Shrek have to do with anything aside from being a movie that's been memed to death because of unfunny people making the same 4 or 5 jokes because they won't find (or better yet make) any new ones. I'm not exactly sure why this is the case, but no matter the reason, it's just fricking stupid. Do you think this is funny? Are you just some troll who simply abuses mod powers to sticky shitposts simply because you can? Did you lose a bet or something? Are you trying to make material for /r/subredditdramadrama ? Where has all the creativity gone? Has the internet killed it? Am I the only person left who would rather create something instead of going 'ill just make memes about some old movie that everybody else makes memes about in the hope that my creation will become viral if only for a moment and then people will pay attention to me so I don't have to go vandalizing subreddits where people just want to see certain subreddits have meltdowns and fights over God knows what? (Assuming that's even your motive to begin with). Or maybe you are actually convinced that this is some burning question because you're so single mindedly obsessed with s*x that you simply can't go more than 5 seconds without thinking about it.
You know what? What even matters anymore? What the heck am I even doing here, screaming at a really stupid mod on a place dedicated to stupid fights and endless stupidity? What even is the purpose of this comment? Is there one? Hopefully the other mods will just put you in your place and stop sticking the stupidest fricking questions on the internet. But if they don't, then I shall return to typing whatever the heck this is. Now if you excuse me, I need some nice popcorny drama that I came to this subreddit for.
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