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Police try to stop an escaped cow by ramming it with their car in Feltham, West London pic.twitter.com/kRTnGRr5SH
— UB1UB2 West London (Southall) (@UB1UB2) June 15, 2024
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i agree with the they should have just shot it
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he was brown
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!goyslopenjoyers thoughts?
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Pakistani cop doing the closest thing a bong policexer can do to abuse an indian
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Fugg I want a smoker so bad. I'm very close to my closing date and I will go on an orgy of absolute
spending the second I have access to my big yard and shit
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What was the point of this?
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cow didnt have a loicense
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quickest way to stop it i guess. don't want it charging a granny
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It's a cow, they'll befriend a fricking fence post. Literally give it a beach ball and it'll calm down
Now I say this as someone whose local police tried to kill a delirious/sick moose that wandered onto a kindergarten property and the police kept trying to kill it with buckshot shotgun rounds. They shot it for hours while the kindergarteners looked out the window watching
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would be fun to watch u try that
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"if you need to shoot a moose use something bigger" is a useful life lesson
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Can't they just shoot it?
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regular police. no guns
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possible they did have some in the trunk actually. car still quicker
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no they dont have a loicense to do that
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God bongs are r-slurred
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fight me
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Nice to know r-slurred cops are universal
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They were told the cow had been making hate reports about a South Asian gang prostituting young girls
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Lmfao.
Thats actually kinda r-slurred, but hey it worked. And im surprised that the car looks completely undamaged, would have at least expected some broken plastic, even if its a pretty young cow.
Poor cow tho tbh. Cant be that hard to get a hold of some farmer or veterinarian or animal catcher to sedate or catch it. Its a cow not a bear.
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Those cops saved the city that cow definitely had that mad brain disease.
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What I love the most is that some people are trying to say "It's just a prank, nothing will happen" or play it down.
No dude, this is a case with media attention and you fricked around enough that questions are getting asked. You're not going to end up in Guantanamo Bay or some Super Max Jail where you won't see sunlight until the day they let you out, but you are going to get a ton of legal scrutiny and it's going to make the next few years of your life suck.
Even if it doesn't reach federal level, the FBI still is going to have a folder on you. The local cops are going to want to ask questions, and I bet some other levels of state judicial system will want to chat too. It's not going to be fast or easy, and you even have half a brain which I doubt to pull a prank like this, you need a lawyer last month. It won't be cheap to defend yourself, and it'd be in your best interest to shut the frick up and let a lawyer do the talking. Or heck just look up Law Twitter about what happens when a judge decides he doesn't like you and needs to teach you a lesson. They've got a ton of legal leeway to make you regret waking up.
On top of that, you're going to have be very careful with what you do and how, because even if you think you're some top mind of Info Sec - The Home Game you're not that good and now people are paying attention to you.
This is going to be interesting to put it mildly no matter how it goes. I mean you did frick with a major court case that has eyes on it all over the country, and they've already getting cops involved and looks like the FBI is joining too.
I'm just saying it won't be pleasant.
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