Jinxthinker explains evolution and how streaming is actually a very difficult job (Hasan Piker pill taken)

playing video games all day is harder than the top streamers make it seem 10:33

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it takes a high degree of concentration & brain power

steelrising is also quite a scary game - the trumpet robots creeped me out & they make u jump

  • We're listening to EASYFUN- Be Your USA. Here's the deal, steaming has left Jinxthinker mentally and physically exhausted and he needs a break (he then does a short dance)

  • Jinxthinker favors xhamster for his ADULT WOMEN porn.

  • He takes inspiration from several Elden Ring streamers but he doesn't watch them anymore because Elden Ring.

  • Jinxthinker thought he had food but then there was no food and he forgot to do his laundry because he was too busy streaming Steel Rising. He describes this game and why Phil should play it.

  • he's now into robot girls with fanblades.

  • It's getting harder to find really good porn. He wishes you could use the internet to make your own porn (nobody tell him about coomer text to image models)

  • There's furry adjacent image generation happening

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  • He explains how tigers and lions don't live together and this isn't well known (to small children, I guess?)

  • Jinxthinker doesn't believe in evolution. He uses the Mr. Garrison explanation with a brief song interrupting it

  • EU4 is a nerd game, but Jinxthinker is still top percentile at it

  • Jinxthinker hasn't eaten in 2 fricking days, it's amazing how professionals like Phil do it.

  • He's watching Gossip Girl then he's going to watch Vampire Diaries. Then he describes a show he tried to watch but it was stupid.

  • He wants to react to some random videos on stream in the future.

!jinxthinkers where are the feathered fish with monkey tails?

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he forgot to do his laundry because he was too busy streaming Steel Rising

I'd be a hypocrite if I said I was above doing this.

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Is Jinx a virgin?

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Surely not. He knows far too much about s*x with adult women.


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:marsey#clueless:

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I bet he scored some communist gussy during his time at the Maoist reading group of Wetherspoon-upon-Aire

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sidebar!!

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Why do the adult women he generates all look 15?

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He's a p-dophile

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>I'll sub to Phil if he plays Steelrising

How is he not already subbed when he's completely obsessed? lol

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That flew over my head. He might be the stingiest, most discerning person with a free youtube sub ever. Alternatively maybe he's using sub in the twitch sense where it's giving them 5 bucks a month? I think youtube has something equivalent to that.


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Ah yeah, maybe the neetbux are in short supply.

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Does jinxthinker have much of an audience for his streams and videos besides you? Does anyone actually engage with him at this point?

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I don't watch his streams. He just started them, so no.


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I gotta put poggers in his chat sometime

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Last video he was psyched that he had someone in his chat and calculated that if he grew by one chatter/stream he'd be at DSP levels in a year or so. You'd probably make his day :marseywholesome:


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Kill moids. Behead moids. Roundhouse kick a moid into the concrete. Slam dunk a moid baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy scrotes. Defecate in a moids food. Launch moids into the sun. Stir fry moids in a wok. Toss moids into active volcanoes. Urinate into a moids gas tank. Judo throw moids into a wood chipper. Twist moids heads off. Report moids to the IRS. Karate chop moids in half. Curb stomp pregnant ftms. Trap moids in quicksand. Crush moids in the trash compactor. Liquefy moids in a vat of acid. Eat moids. Dissect moids. Exterminate moids in the gas chamber. Stomp moid skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate moids in the oven. Lobotomize moids. Mandatory abortions for moid babies. Grind moid fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown moids in fried chicken grease. Vaporize moids with a ray gun. Kick old moids down the stairs. Feed moids to alligators. Slice moids with a katana.

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