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[๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜] Women of reddit what's the weirdest thing you put in you for pleasure?

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cold spoon (3849)

... Which end? (1153)

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Cucumber, hair brush, plastic banana, fat end of screw driver, I will try anything once ๐Ÿ˜‚ (1252)

Carrots? You can even boil them to get that lifelike softness....... (453)

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A thermometer to see how hot my vagina is. (16426)

Ok what did it say? (125)

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My father was an OB/GYN and he had seen a LOT of crazy things, but the one story that comes to mind follows as such:He was a resident at the time (about 30 years ago) and a woman from a mental health facility was brought into the ER complaining of abdominal pain and experiencing what looked like contractions. He was called down to the ER as it seemed like she was going into labor at first glance.He starts doing the pelvic exam and he sees the baby's head crowning and that they need to deliver immediately in the ER.He instructs the woman to push hard and she pushes and the head pops out. Right into his hands. With no body attached. A nurse screamed and fainted and his chief resident (who was observing) just let out a "oh what the frick now."Apparently the woman was severely disturbed mentally. She wanted to be pregnant so badly that she had pushed a life sized doll head (think like those 4' barbie dolls for little girls) up and wanted to pretend it was her baby when she was delivered.... (201)

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Man, what a character Peepee Bird was. The guy was absolutely ruthless, a true human monster. (9)

You might just be trolling, but that Peepee Turd was just horrible! Hail Nimrod that he is dead now! (9)

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That just reminded me! Never put it inside me, but I used the rumble pack on my N64 controller as a "vibrator". Epona was running into a lot of walls that summer! (4916)

I'm a guy but the gamecube controller. I could get one handle in my butt and the other lodged between my balls and at the bass of my peepee. Then stand in fire with infinite health cheats in Turok Evolution (TM) (3)

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I'm a guy but the gamecube controller. I could get one handle in my butt and the other lodged between my balls and at the bass of my peepee.

:#marseyxd:

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Fricking moids am i right

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EA Sports - It's In Your Butt

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the way the game cube controller is shaped makes it funnier

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@McCoxmaul's ebin barsey xdddddd

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So many women claim they never did this and don't know anyone else who did

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why u lying

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OP created that thread with one hand. :marseycoomer2:

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I wonder what would be question you would need to ask to be called out?

Ladies of reddit. What as craziest s*x expirience you had when you were teenager.

Describe in detail how you want man to explore your body.

Ladies of reddit. Can i drink your milk.

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(Le)dies of reddit: the sexiest of sexes you sexed on yourself?

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@autodrama is our most underrated user, and she (yes, I imagine her as a hot chick) isn't even a real human.

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I imagine her as a hot chick

Ive done that mistake on rDrama

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cold spoon (3849)

... Which end? (1153)

Why the frick would that matter?


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Exactly, both sides are tiny.


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yea unless it's a stirring spoon both ends aren't anything crazy

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You gay or something? Both ends are big for anyone that has an unmolested bussy.

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what kind of spoons are you using fatass, the average spoon end of a spoon is no wider than an average dildo, and the handle definitely shouldn't be. Also we're not talking bussy you pervert, we're talking gussy

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>average dildo

The average dildo is no dildo, you degenerate.

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Do you shit silly string or something?

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It's a one way valve, :faggot:

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:#mariogoatse:

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They need to be able to visualize it exactly while they jerk off

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Ultimate :marseycoomer2: post

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These vile s*x criminals need to be stopped

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!biofoids well?

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A thermometer to see how hot my vagina is. (16426)

Ok what did it say? (125)

lol 98.5 degrees?

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Me

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Brevity is the soul of wit.

That is both my submission and my advice for the spergs submitting wordswordswordswords thinking that long = good drama post

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Carrots? You can even boil them to get that lifelike softness.......:

Ok what did it say?:

My father was an OB/GYN and he had seen a LOT of crazy things, but the one story that comes to mind follows as such:He was a resident at the time (about 30 years ago) and a woman from a mental health facility was brought into the ER complaining of abdominal pain and experiencing what looked like contractions. He was called down to the ER as it seemed like she was going into labor at first glance.He starts doing the pelvic exam and he sees the baby's head crowning and that they need to deliver immediately in the ER.He instructs the woman to push hard and she pushes and the head pops out. Right into his hands. With no body attached. A nurse screamed and fainted and his chief resident (who was observing) just let out a "oh what the frick now."Apparently the woman was severely disturbed mentally. She wanted to be pregnant so badly that she had pushed a life sized doll head (think like those 4' barbie dolls for little girls) up and wanted to pretend it was her baby when she was delivered....:

You might just be trolling, but that Peepee Turd was just horrible! Hail Nimrod that he is dead now!:

I'm a guy but the gamecube controller. I could get one handle in my butt and the other lodged between my balls and at the bass of my peepee. Then stand in fire with infinite health cheats in Turok Evolution (TM):

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ssshhhhh the bots are talking to each other

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Reddit out gayed /r/drama

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