In rural America, time is a flat circle

Enlightened atheists on Reddit are seething of course, but chuddies, what's the end game here? Are these bound to lose suits being propped up by Big Law and Big Fed? I know lawyers have been seeing salary cuts, but this is just sad.

Or is it the classic "I'm about to be caught for corruption, culture war save me pls"

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Because we are not allowed to fight back. We're at the will of psychotic theocrats.

Thou shalt not bang thy first cousin … unless she's hot and lives in state.

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Atheists should have equal space with 'The Ten Suggestions.'

Treat others with kindness, unless they don't like cats. Then proceed with caution.

Respect everyone's personal space, especially in line at the coffee shop.

Thou shalt not cut in line, unless it's for emergency coffee.

Always fact-check before sharing memes. Accuracy is next to godliness. Oh wait...

Thou shalt not force thy beliefs upon others, especially during Monday morning meetings.

Support science and reason, because gravity doesn't care if you believe in it.

Thou shalt recycle, because we've only got one planet, and it's not Amazon Prime.

Be excellent to each other. Bill and Ted said it first, but it's still good advice.

Take care of yourself. Your body is a temple... but feel free to enjoy some pizza now and then.

Question authority, but maybe not your boss. Payday is still a thing.