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UncleBen Xe/nophobe With great power comes great responsibility... and great bussy.  3mo ago (x.com) 1,286 thread views #277886

Black folx are pissed at wyipo celebrating Juneteenth. Why are mayos like this smh?

https://x.com/jupitersembrace/status/1803402321163952239

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Racism and slavery obviously :marseypuke:

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me when a black woman is talking:

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!historychads we stand accused of being fetishists for knowing history. Are we gonna take that lying down?

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I masturbate to every !historychads post

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:#holdupjak:

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Specially YOURS

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Calma aΓ­ punheteiro :#marseycoomer:

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what do you even do with an entire black person's skin?

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Depending on how many hundreds of pounds they are, you could make a couch?

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i wouldn't want furniture that reminded me of black people

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Do you think a water bed might frighten them away when they break in?

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Make basketballs

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It's a good buffer material for carpet padding

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Can you post some links?

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@ACA love sucking peepee

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>use our hair

10 bucks says she's wearing a weave

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This is what happens when u endorse every black conspiracy

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U get hot cannibal erotica? :marseyvore2:

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that's even more r-slurred than the masturbation machines and lampshades nonsense

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hey do you guys remember how WHITE ppl used to make furniture from black ppl?

i know black people are comically inclined to believe r-slurred theories but this one's still up there

anyone know how this claim even started?

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The nazis made lampshades out of the Jews and the Black folx didn't want to feel left out.

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You're trying to tell me they made lampshades of Jews but couldn't make steel doors?

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The lampshades didn't work very well either. For aryan supermen, the nazis were surprisingly incompetent at everything.

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>goes to the moon

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But they didn't.

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They did a few as novelties for concentration camp superintendents. You can look it up. They've DNA tested and some that were claimed to be human were fakes, but a few were real human skin. :marseyfemalecorpse:

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which totally happened btw 100%

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I think that entire theory spawned from this single video

https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnewsvideo/comments/pdh5ni/a_furniture_upholsterer_reveals_the_crimes/

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Lmao holy shit that's somehow dumber than I thought.

Why tf would the cotton plantation owners be upholstering their chairs with human (slave) hair when they could just... use more cotton? Someone else in there mentioned it could easily be like horse hair or something, although I'm still not fully sure why you'd use hair as a filler here.

Some of the threads are funny though. This one guy is trying to figure out how the frick it makes any sense whatsoever.

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Reaches in and pulls out what looks like brown horse hair.

"This is slave hair. This is slave hair. This is what I gotta deal with."

How the frick do you know it's some Black person's hair? Doesn't look like my buddies' when I used to fade him up in the barracks.

Why would you think a racist would want a fricking chair made of Black people?

You work in a furniture repair place, motherlover. Your job isn't to put customers on blast for a conspiracy theory,

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Did your buddy have a shaving profile? Did he?!?!

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You believe in human lampshades, electric floors, freezing chambers, etc., and you don't believe this? Racist much. :marseyhmmhips:

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Plantation owners commonly used the supple skin of BIPOCs to make lampshades. You would know this if schools actually taught REAL history :taytea:

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Everyone knows the prime use of an expensive capital expenditure (equivalent to about 60-70k today not including ongoing costs)--that would normally be useful for 30-45 years--would be to kill them and make leather since it's well known human skin is superior to cowhide for couches

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It's not about the money

it's about sending a message

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60k and lasts 30 years? Good resale value? That's like buying a 4runner

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:marseykween: I AM THE TABLE

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Shouldn't there be one of these in a museum somewhere?

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There was a horrifying chapter of history where white people would fold Black folx into paper airplanes and throw them into the air to see how far they would soar.

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:#marseycrying:

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Wait really?

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>He/They :marseyeyeroll:

>Looks like this

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Lmao

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he/they, ever since it was conceived, has only constituted foids who are too lazy to pretend to be bisexual

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You are an r-slur

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:#cope:

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how would you feel if you didn't have breakfast?

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I dunno, I did have breakfast

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I bet she's a he/they gay boi

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Lmao, that afro :marseyxd: I understand why Black foids wear those wigs.

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i like afros :marseyshrug:

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:#marseysick:

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Would

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wait, what's juneteenth actually about?

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>make it a federal holiday

>people with the day off go out and party

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I've had a conversation with someone over the internet who was genuinely of the opinion that only black people should have Juneteenth off and that all the white people should still have to work.

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Isn't that pretty much how every day is?

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No, actually.

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My dad's employer adopted a "Floating Holiday" so all the BIPOCs could take MLK day off.

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they should :marseynorm: require everyone :marseynorm: to work for free on juneteenth to show solidarity with the slaves.

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Has anyone figured out how to dye beer black yet? :marseyhibernian:

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White on top, dark below… hmmmmmmmm

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wypipo used liquid nitrogen to freeze us and then pushed us down the stairs and we shattered like in itchy and scratchy, also homer simpson was a black man

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This comes from the urge to make slavery worse than the Holocaust where we go to more and more dehumanizing lies until it's left to some very absurd and very, very unlikely shit happening like using slave skulls as a ball for playing polo

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The cannibalism thing comes from here and the ship the Arrogante which people claimed cooked a slave

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Delectable_Negro

Part of it is critical theory breaking containment and people taking critical theory language at face value as they hear it through the grape vine

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White people used to eat black people?

For real, like all the time? Were there restaurants where you could go and their signature dish would be 'negro bbq' or something? Are there legit recipes out there? What wine do you think goes best with 'black meat'?

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For the authentic experience you're supposed to pair it with lean

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When did the rest of america figure out juneteeth, texas neighbors have celebrated this forever.

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When the federal government proclaimed it another religious festival, were you tweaking under a bridge?

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No, we dont have bridges on the gulf coast, i was tweaking by the highway.

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>do you remember when US slave trade

No, not one human alive today does.

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any black person who believes it was cost-effective to eat slaves is dumb enough that they deserve to be eaten

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If you already whipped them to death it's literally free

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So is roadkill

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Also a southern delicacy :marseysoutherner:

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NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T CELEBRATE THIS THING WHITE PEOPLE MADE HAPPEN YOU TOTALLY USED TO EAT BLACK PEOPLE!!!! :hysterical:

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I was at a bar last night (not for Juneteenth specifically, I'm just an alcoholic) and some trashed white guy was wandering around the street screaming at every other white guy he saw lmao. I wanted to ask what subs he mods.

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I'd eat a (rare thin) black woman if you know what I mean :horny:

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Doe breaking, I don't know if they taste good rare, might want to make em well done

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First they b-word and whined to make this bullshit "holiday" national. Now they're mad cause everyone is celebrating it. I hate BIPOCs.

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I get off work for Juneteenth. Hippies finally got something right.

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She not invited to the cookout chile

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I'm glad it rained yesterday so nobody could launch fireworks all night

Like bipocs needed an excuse to be obnoxious

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I'm sure the Vox staff are writing sassy explainers deboonking this misinformation right now

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i believe that :marseyclueless:

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This is the equivalent of going to a Thanksgiving party.

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hahahaha yeah good times

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:#marseygrilling2: :#kiddykongrunning:

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Thanks for the federal holiday, nwords!

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Snapshots:

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