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AT p-do drama.. and the p-do comments in thread

https://old.reddit.com/r/AppalachianTrail/comments/1dkr8zs/watch_out_for_gorp_gobbler/

Gorp is a fricking creep I remember being involved in a rescue for back in 2015 or 2016 down leeward of mt Jackson. I thought he was a hippie with Alzheimer's or something based on having no shirt and almost no gear and food while on the AT. the guy seriously had scurvy and was malnutirioned and eating a leaf paste he made somewhere. It was hilarious to come across this post. Had no idea he was a kid toucher among other things like pooping in all his gear.

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The woods can be scary. You could come across a bear....or a man...


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>The woods can be scary. You could come across a bear....or a man...

No women tho, thank Yakub.

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You expect to hear something like “David” or “John” not something like the gorp gobbler, especially when THEY initiate the conversation. I'm in the middle of some random woods, respectfully I don't want to hear “I'm gorp gobbler” or anything similar, especially when the vibes are super off.

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What's up with the trail name thing anyway? Culture LARP?

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Stupid fricking remnant of the 60s and 70s hippie/burner horseshit. Nobody normal does that anymore God, I fricking hated running into old timers when I did the AT Home at first I thought were cool and honorable for doing something so physically demanding in their old age, but they were almost always just rich retired hippies who wanted to frick young girls or mooch shit off of gullible people. Thankfully, there aren't that many anymore but the ones that are still there in doing this trail troll shit are almost always petdos or gross losers like this guy

I'm so fricking glad all these ketamine/alawaska fried cute twinks are dying off because thru hiking is legit based and cool and thank God hippie cute twinks haven't ruined it. Tho influencers are trying to

I hate hippie cute twinks so much I had to use voice to text to type this becuse otherwise everything would be misspelled out of rage and hatred

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>I hate hippie cute twinks so much I had to use voice to text to type this becuse otherwise everything would be misspelled out of rage and hatred

If there were a seethe award (and there probably is, but idgaf enough to find out), i'd award you one.

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lol he's in the thread

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1719019726824642.webp

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Sounds like the name of a cryptid

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Let me share with you a story. The day was June 22nd 2020. The world was in the grips of the worst pandemic in more than a century. Climate change heatwaves were scorching the planet. And somewhere deep underground in Cupertino a courageous group of developers were doing the unthinkable. Up in rainy Seattle Microsoft CEO and overly friendly Indian man Satya Nadella was sitting nervously trying to get the Apple WWDC stream working in a beta version of Microsoft Chrome/Edge. After 15 minutes he gave up and opened his personal MacBook Pro and fired up Safari. His face lit up with the warm glow of the stunning 500nits Retina display. "What will Apple announce today" he thought to himself. The stream began, Satya's palms became visibly moist with the anxious sweat seeping from his impeccably manicured hands, the hands of a true CEO. Then it happened. Apple did the unthinkable and announced a desktop and laptop operating system version numbered higher than 10. Satya began to visibly shake. "BUT YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" he shouted at the precision milled piece of aluminium sitting on his desk.

He slammed the laptop shut and stormed off to the Windows Developer Team bunker located under the Space Needle. "They did it! They fricking did what you said nobody could do and make version 11!" None of the developers believed him of course. They all knew such a thing was impossible. An intern, looking nervous, twitched in the back. Satya saw "what is it?" he asked of the young MIT student. "W...well we could do Windows 11" he stammered. The other developers gasped in shock unsure what would happen next. "W..w...we could change the taskbar so it looks like a Mac Dock but isn't as functional and make the window corners slightly rounded and call it a new version of Windows" the intern continued. Impressed Satya asked the young man to join him for lunch to discuss more ideas.

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