Fricking humpback whale ran straight through our net on our last set of the day and made a giant hole. Dragged that b-word about 100 fathoms before it finally broke through. Took two god darn hours to fix that. Oh well, we're on anchor all day anyways. Just cut into my cocktail time.
Ngl it was pretty cool to see it happen though. That neighbor was about 80 feet from our bow. After it rekt the net, it came up and spouted. Libtards pay thousands of dollars to come up and MAYBE see the majestic beauty I experience daily lmao
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i don't believe you
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you're looking less fat these days, king
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Nah I'm fat as frick right now. Usually drop 15 during the season, then got 30 more drop after that lol
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That's an old pic
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Took it to tell pizzashill he was a cute twink earlier today, check my post history
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Wrong
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Yeah thats right dont believe him. It didnt happen. We dont hurt whales ever out here. This fishery is very sustainable and eco friendly and we never shoot seals. Also we should get government subsidies.
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oh sry, it was me
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You're the only neighbor who has uploaded a selfie here who wasn't a fat lard. Don't tell lies like this
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i ate a lot yesterday
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Wrong
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Glory be, the fathomless depths of the sea carry imperial creatures and wonders at which the Almighty God himself would be bewildered. The Leviathan is but a taste of the primordial pre-adamite world, filled with chaos and uncivilized energy. Keep your distance from his fiery flukes, but be glad you are witness to the natural wonder of the world.
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!downvoters
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I wish you well on your vendetta!
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!whalers laugh at this r-slur
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You shouldn't say 'whalers' it's disrespectful against Japanese
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But I done enjoyed yer whale of a tale of a whale all the same
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TIL 20,000 leagues under the sea was referring to the surface of the ocean
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Correct. They traveled 20,000 leagues of distance while under the sea. They weren't at 20,000 leagues of depth.
SNL did an entire sketch on just that in the 90s.
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That's weird because we always measure our net in fathoms. I'll consneed though, we aren't the smartest bunch up here lol
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fathoms is depth neighbor. thats how far down your net goes. a leauge is like 3 nautical miles or so. 80 leagues would be 240 or so miles under, i think the deepest part of the ocean is like 7
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I still don't buy it, it's just a unit of measurement - 6 ft to be exact. Goes either way
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I always wondered how they managed to go 10 times deeper than the Earth's radius. 20,000 leagues is still much larger than Earth's circumference, but looping back would actually make sense in that context.
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That's what ((they)) want you to think.
They don't want you to find all the cool stuff in the subterranean world like where Yakub's people lived.
(tbh you couldn't even do 20,000 leagues into Jupiter. You could only get 12,000 or so before you reached the chewy metallic hydrogen center)
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thats like saying cm is for small objects LOL
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fr, leagues refer to distance, fathoms refer to depth
You don't talk about how wide a building is in stories.
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maybe YOU don't
how many "news" articles have you seen where burgers use swimming pools or elephants to measure things?
think about it
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Even Elon Musk made his employees measure how many hamsters could fit in his new battery plant.
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An omen. Quick, kill an albatross so it's good fortune can't get away.
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Actually it was a sign of good fortune. First salmon was a king and saw a whale on the first day out. I'm gonna buy Epstein Island come august!
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Don't come crying when an orca pod sinks your ship
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"Get out of my house, r-slur" - Whale
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The whale
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Hey dont talk about this shit the green meanies will shut us down r-slur
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How many fathoms are in a furlong?
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a furlong is 10 chains, and a chain is 11 fathoms
It's basic metric.
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How many knots to the hogshead is that?
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Frick that's hot. Post bussy
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It knew you were taking its dinner and fricked your shit up
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Glad da whale is ok
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I wanted to shoot it but apparently that would cause an "national news incident" and I would "go to prison for 10 years". Never thought I'd say this but God I wish I was a Jap.
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frick u
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BASED whale
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Did you frick the whale?
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My god I just checked your post history. There is no shaming you. This is literally your life. Just imagine how much you could accomplish if you weren't addicted to Reddit. You're making a difference, though!
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Woah are you a pirate?
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Now you should understand the Japanese
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