"At the beginning, the objective was to make a joke, by bouncing off this ironic hashtag," the anonymous instigator was quoted as telling the outlet. "In the end, are people really going to go sh*t in the Seine, or set up militant actions? Nothing is excluded."
They already shit in the streets this is just including some bidet action now 
The French government has spent nearly $1.5 billion already trying to clean the river enough to make it swimmable, even as wet weather has complicated efforts. Officials announced Friday that test results from mid-June show levels of E. coli and enterococci bacteria in the river, though Axios reported Paris region official Marc Guillaume expressed confidence the events set for the river would go forward as planned.
You couldn't pay me enough to get in tbh 
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We all have a little bit of Indian in us just hidden deep inside.
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Yes I'm sure it was the "weather" and not your filthy disgusting French people living in France.
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I mean, considering every time it rains all the dog shit, piss and cigarette butts on parisian streets wash down the Seine, I can imagine how the combination of both french and wet weather turn their rivers into irradiated zones.
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Snapshots:
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/parisians-threatening-to-poop-in-the-seine-river-this-weekend-to-protest-the-olympics/:
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Hmmm and today my friend posting pictures of him and his girl visiting Paris, I wonder why
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