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Flying chicken steals Polish man's pizza

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I fricking hate birds so much

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If that was American pizza bird wouldn't been able to lift it

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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That's just a stork off to deliver a baby Italian

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have any !nooticers realized italians base their whole identity around greasy foods like pizza :marseychonker2:

"ay mama mia you can't put pineapple ona da pizza. capeesh?" like shut the frick up. we get it you want to gatekeep what gets put onto fried bread you oily fricks xD

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:#marseyitsaover:

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They actually get the grease for their cooking from their hair :marseyscientist:

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THATS NOT REAL ITALIAN PIZZA

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!animalposters will the bird ever pay for his gluttonous crimes?

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Fake and straight

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Looks shopped, it shouldn't fly this easily with this much extra weight and drag.

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Also it's a stork, they're predators. They eat fish and frogs, not pizza

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!r-slurs this guy doesnt know pizza is a predator

The World Health Organization estimates that 85% of the 18 million people who died from cardiovascular disease in 2019. Pizza makes people fat. Fat people die from cardiovascular disease.

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You really had to drop this trvth nvke on my pizza night? :marseychonkerindignant:

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So true bestie :marseygossiplaugh:

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I assure you, everyone on rDrama is well aware that Pizza is a predator. :marseydarkpizzashill:

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It's real, I trained it to get free pizza

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:#marseysurejan:

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no its real i have proof

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The pizzas not even cut, you liar


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17121718107069042.webp

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not everything is uncut ;)

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If I saw a stork flying away with my pizza I would also make no attempt to keep it in frame, instead filming the empty gray sky for a few seconds :marseybooing: :marseysleep: :marseysal:

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Poles can never catch a break.

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lmao Poles can't even defend their land and resources from local fauna :marseylaugh:

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:#marseyshooting:

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If SRD is how you derive entertainment, then I assure you that you are, in fact, the joke.

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