Anti-Burger post! :marseyburger: :marseyscooter: :marseymutt: :carpsaluteusa: :muttsupremacist: :carpscooter: - Upvote this post while amerifats are still asleep and to make their minds explode :marseyakbar:

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Burger cope. Burgers are the wealthiest peeps on the planet and yet building ingenuity is anathema to them

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Behold don't post this to amerifats with surprise, they might spontaneously combust or erupt in epileptic seizure :marseychainsmoker: :marseychainsmoker: :marseychainsmoker: :marseychainsmoker:

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Eurocucks of 9strag cant handle bantz

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Mmm nothing like waking up in a bug-free bedroom because we've figured out how to put screens on windows.

Muh metric system

You tards also picked the single worst way to measure fuel economy. What the heck even is "liters per hundred kilometers"? Why are you adding an unnecessary constant to the equation when kilometers per liter makes infinitely more sense?

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Europeans don't put screens on their windows? Were they really that cold so they never had to consider it?

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Eurostrags don't even put screens on their windows to keep the insects out...

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Two r-slurs pointing at each other

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Christ, I missed you....... <3

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:marseyconfused: but i do have bug screens on my windows.

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Ok, but how would you feel if you didn't have bug screens?

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Then you're one of the good ones. :#marseyangelamerkelpat:

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Americans never sleep. Euros have to innovate in window opening technology as they are too poor to run AC. Namaste

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I don't know enough about the US to contribute much.

Isn't most of their bread famously bad? From what I've seen it looks like that sponge bread in Europe you normally use only for toasts.

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!goyslopenjoyers This neighbor never been to Olive Garden or Red Lobster or Texas Roadhouse

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You need to go to a restaurant to eat bread? Fricking grim lmao

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:#marseyvore2:

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I don't even know what those are. McDonald and KFC is the extent of my fast food knowledge.

If I eat out, it's in some local restaurants.

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id love to try crustaceans for cheap tbh

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No, I will NOT eat the (sea) bugs :#trollinsane:

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Olive Garden is a McDonald's version of italian food which burgers believe it's fancy

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It's better than eating capybaras and monkeys :marseysmughips: :marseybrasileiro: :marseysopa:

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No one eats that (at least not in the South). WE EAT CHURRASCO (either beef or pork), sushi, esfiha and Italian food from Nona cantinas. Though Paranaenses like stinky raw meat :marseyyikes:

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!soyteens Uma delicia

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>Carne de onça

>Stinky raw meat

You are lucky I don't delete you from !macacos and from real life you bastard you

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>Though Paranaenses like stinky raw meat

Se vocΓͺ for ainda mais pro Sul vocΓͺ comeΓ§a a ver o sushi de alemΓ£o :marseydespair:

Hackepeter e rollmops :marseyyikes:

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Hackepeter

Ah, mas carne de porco é boa crua. O meu problema com a carne de onça é que ela é fedida demais

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More or less. Most Burgers use bread fairly rarely, outside of toast and cheap sandwiches (where it's mostly just a facilitator for the filling). Other bread is available if one desires, but it's usually only bought for specific meals or eaten in restaurants.

Some areas of the country do have more of a bread culture, but in a lot of the country people forgo bread with a meal in favor of other starches, like tortillas, biscuits, or cornbread.

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'Murican-style bread has almost as much sugar as cake. :#nikocadoavocadodance:

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Some of it does but basically any grocery also has normal bread with a normal amount of sugar. It's not difficult to find if you want.

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Nah even normal burger bread I tried was sweet for some reason. Idk I dont think I found good bread anywhere. Might be because Im used to good bread as a german tho.

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Given that we can buy a huge variety of bread including international styles I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you're full of shit, sorry bb.

You know we have actual bakeries, right? I mean we have supermarkets which mog the equivalent in eurostan but we also have local bakeries that'll make any kind of baked good, including breads.

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Yes and even at local bakeries your bread sucks. Come to germany if you want good bread.

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? Bread isn't hard to make, it practically makes itself

Anywhere there is flour there is good bread

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Wrong. Not really saying its hard to make, but it still sucks often.

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okay bb

if I want to go to germany to see cool old buildings/castles and museums and shit where should I go

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I think berlin has some nice museums, for old buildings in general your best bet would probably be cities that didnt get bombed to rubble during ww2. Eg the old part of mainz is pretty nice. For castles Im not sure tbh. Gotta ask !germs for recommendations.

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To be fair if you check :marseyelonpaypig: the ingredients of bread :marseyfrenchitsover2: at the supermarket here in Germany, a lot of it has a bunch of sugar :marseycandycorn: added as well.

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Yeah supermarket bread mostly sucks here too

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Little :marseyapplejackpixelart: known fact is that fatocoda moved from America :marseyredcoat: because making vidoes eating :marseymegalodon: nornal burger :marseyusa: food just didn't bring in the views.

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!macacos Burgers don't know how good pΓ£o com chimia is.

Bread is pretty much part of the daily breakfast here

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!dixie he don't know about grandma's homemade :marseydisco: cornbread

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>cornbread

PΓ£o de milho is a thing here too. Personally I don't like it

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I don't like it

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My favorite American food is a nice Cheeseburger with bacon :marseyburger:

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Keep yourself safe

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With a side of pintos and collard greens. Or biscuits and gravy. I'll take southern cooking over jungle cooking any day,

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Yeah, the mass-produced bread can be pretty lame because they shower it in sugar. We've got our local bakeries though, so you can get whatever europoons crank out. America has food for poors and for normal people!

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Poors are the natural condition, it's oxygen-hogging richers that are different

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You tards are just showing your ignorance. If you think that King's Hawaiian is the only thing on the bread shelf, you didn't get that from actually going to a store. Normally I would just get something from the in-store bakery, which we have in pretty much every grocery store.

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God, why do they ad sugar to bread? :marseyyikes: :marseychonker2:

Meanwhile there are 2 nice bakeries just at a 5 minutes ride from my place

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This sugar stuff is overblown by reddit. This basically the most shit tier white bread you can get. 1.5g per slice is not "showered in sugar".

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Poor bland bread is about a quarter the cost of top shelf. :marseyscooter:

In burgernomics, quality mass produced factory bread is about the same cost as grass fed ground beef. :marseylolcow:

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I-is that a genetically modified strand of wheat? I'm gonna lose my mind, save me Merkel! :marseygigaretard:

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Oh, ok.

I'm very glad I needed an explanation for this one, if I got it outright it would be time to end it all.

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they add sugar

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It is fluffy, creamy, and milk-sweet.

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Not what I want from my bread.

The biggest sin of this one is the lack of crust though.

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Yeah it's a bad bread but serves as a base for other dishes like egg dip or shit on a shingle

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Shit on a shingle

Umm. Ok.

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White pepper gravy and sausage minced together on toast, eaten with a fork :marseylickinglips:

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The description definitely sounds much more enticing than the name.

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No there is plenty of good bread. Next question.

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Lots of Americans eat bread similar to picrel. Depends on the person and their tastes, just like anything else. If you live in a foodie area, all the bread is like this.

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That's the cheap mass produced bread. You can get better bread easily in any grocery store and even my small town has a bakery.

Americans in general do not eat that much bread though.

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Americans in general do not eat that much bread though

Americans eat lots of bread. It just looks like this:

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The average American :marseyhealthy: only buys bread :marseytoaster: similar to that in supermarkets, and very rarely has any actual fresh :marseybellpepper: bread. People can sneed :marseyitsoverwerebackyall: about how they buy bread :marseytoaster: that looks better :marseysaulgoodman: too, but if they bought it in a supermarket it's still processed with additives that make it last longer lol, it's still shit

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