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sneedman he/him back on my meds  3d ago (nbcnews.com) 546 thread views #279191

Alabama Husband Woke Up Post-Circumcision With No Peepee :marseyshoe:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alabama-husband-woke-post-circumcision-no-penis-lawsuit-n164641
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did not recall the precise date of the incident but believed it occurred in June

I think I would have marked that on my calendar.

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Maybe if he thought hard enough he can remember. Such as trying to link it to an important event, like which episode of The Acolyte it was closest to.

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Memories are stored in the peepee

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I really wonder what goes on in a man's mind that makes him live 56 years and then decide he wants to get circumcised.

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the surgeons were probably confused too and thought instead he was trying to get bottom surgury like a normal person in 2024.

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I'm sure that was the hospital's defense.

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Gangrene due to complications from diabetes :marseyyikes:

Case ended up being dismissed due to lack of evidence

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I'm a third of the way thru my life and sometimes I wanna get a bit shaved off the top so the foreskin is easier to pull down, as it stands it's like one of those rubberbands you find on stalks of broccoli at the grocery store ☠️

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Phimosis happens when the foreskin gets stuck in place over the glans (or head) of the peepee because it's too tight. It isn't always a major cause for concern, and you may be able to gently stretch your foreskin until it returns to its normal position by, y'know, getting laid regularly :scoot: lolololololol :scoot: you motherfukkin incel :DDDDD :alienfinger: :alienfinger: :alienfinger: :alienfinger: :alienfinger:

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That hospital is the ghetto FYI

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@sneedman thoughts?? :marseyreportercnn:

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Well does he still have his foreskin?

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Yeah, he proposed to his best gal with it. :daydream:

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They recorded the fricking surgery too lmao

nsfw natch

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Did they use an axe?

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I can't fricking take it anymore. I see an image of a random reformist and then I see it, I fricking see it. It started as "Oh that looks kinda like the Deng guy, that's funny, that's a cool reference." But it kept going, I'd see a policy that looked like Dengism, I'd see an act that looked like Dengism, I'd see a bill that looked like Dengism. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words DENGIST ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh manically any time I see a reform in an manifesto. I can't fricking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fricking started on the words! I'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of Dengism. Someone does something good and I can't say anything other than "Deng." I could watch a man tear down everything I love and all I would be able to say is "Dengism" and laugh like a fricking insane person. And the word "Reform" is ruined. The phrase "reformist ideology" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Dengism has destroyed my fricking life. I want to reform myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP! GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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