what do you call male friends like conceptually
rhetorical intro question, don't answer, the answer is male friends or guy friends
some pedant will say bros but fuck off
you are having a discussion with someone about the concept of male friends
you will realistically say male friends or if you're going for a less academic tone you'd likely say guy friends
male and guy are both synonyms for boy
male friends are boyfriends
you have boyfriends
by participating in male friendships you are a polyamorous homosexual full stop
and as for the pedant saying bros well daddy and mommy have become heavily sexualized as well over the last several years and they're both at their core just twee ways of saying mother and father
as is brother=>bro
you fucking FAGGOT
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What about "buddy"
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butt buddies
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What about "fellow"
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bedfellow
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"Mate"?
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oh come on lmao
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OK yeah i see it now lmao
"Pal" is the only one left i can think of
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(p)enis (a)ss (l)over
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Snappy I'm not convinced this is the real carp.
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Shut up, snarppy.
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homosexual cope
disgusting and sad
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I expected you to say that. I came prepared.
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homosexual still coping
even more disgusting and sad
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SILENCE GOY. WE DO NOT APPRECIATE YOUR HOMOPOSTING.
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It's not that hard to understand, carp. There are two types of friends. People you drink with, play games with, hang out and so on. Then there's people you drink with, okay games, hang out with, suck each other's peepee and/or frick in the butt--depending.
!metashit'ers, I think carp is a virgin!
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mfw someone says they're straight but associates with men outside of work
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GAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!
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it's called gay for pay
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!metalheads, this can't be true!
I've been hypnotized into a metal sissy!
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Metal fashion is inherently gay
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I'll accept your theory if you promise to make 10 bets on the next engerlam match and gimme 2400 more DC
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Male friendship is the only legitimate form of love that exists. A healthy gay relationship is identical to male friendship but there's s*x. Gay relationship = platonic + erotic.
Women are not capable of providing the platonic element of a relationship. You can potentially get the erotic, but women aren't capable of legitimate friendship or love. This is why straight men will always be spiritually unfilfilled.
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sidevoting butt b-word that's the reason you can't be friends with anyone
you're defective
not ensouled
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seethe more it won't make me downvote you
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what if we kissed in the furpile at anthrocon
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I'm booked on furcon kissing with Marco but we could kiss in the dashcon ballpit
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Male friends
Guy friends
My neighbors
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I'm gay and have s*x with men but would never be friends with them
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!animalposters he's got the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 cuffs 🤨
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your avatar dances faster than the
emoji
pls fix this bb thx
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He's just really excited
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I hate the way rdrama encodes moving pics. It always fricks them up
Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty!
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Carp do you need a platonic male friend?
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miss me w that gay shit
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You pinned this schizobabble?
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sorry for calling out your
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Literally couldnt read it. No capitals, no punctuation and relying on line breaks like a freshman who just picked up smoking a pipe and fancies himself a poet
This wont impress dasha
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roses are red
not yellow like hay
you are a homosexual
and your boyfriends are gay
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each line gets progressively longer, it symbolizes your erection forming as you see a man
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I HATE POSTMODERN POETRY
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there once was a man from nantucket
he was gay and had aids from gay s*x and he loved men
the man is you
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That doesn't even rhyme!!
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Never have 4 words captured the essence of a man so well
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My only close friend is female. But I tried to give a guy a handjob once.
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You can just come out carp, you don't need to play this justification game.
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Poor guy is cuffed.
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Is it cuffing season?
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Women are incapable of true romantic love. All of their affections are tied into reproduction. Men have the awareness that they cannot reproduce with each other yet still one love another. That is the purest form of love
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gayest*
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Platonic male friendships are rare because women
go out of their way to destroy 
their partners relationships with friends.
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This is like if sneedman pinned his own boring words posts except there's no Holly and the poster is 500x as r-slurred as sneedman
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kys faggot
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This is like if sneedman tried to clap back but he's 500x as r-slurred
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Hanging out with foids is the gayest thing imaginable but you already know this and are engagement farming. Take my upmarsey
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Carp doesn't deal with the breakup with Aevann well :(
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start posting that dog again
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not that one. i mean that homosexual detecting doggo
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Carp is easing us into his pedophilic arc
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YES
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I call them goyfriends
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congratulations you are a f a g g o y
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Male Acquaintance
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just friends because men are the default
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1. friends = friends
2. a friend who has confessed awful things and/or unreported crimes to you = bro for life
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Ratio
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Women call their friends their girlfriends.
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Who are you trying to convince?
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why is carp so gay now
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