THE ROBOT IS STUCK! 
Americans use potty brushes with bristles on them. When their are skidmarks, Americans wipe it up with their potty comb and then try to get the little poo things out by putting it under the potty faucet while flushing. It turns out, you can get the same job done with a textured rubber brush that doesn't pick anything up. In Europe they all use rubber potty brushes.
The bristle potty brush is the American version of having a hot and cold faucet with no device to combine the water streams. It's just an, "are you this stupid?" thing.
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The frick are you eating that leaves skidmarks on your potty bowl
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Britain has different legal standards for how strong a potty flush can be so you have to clean up every time.
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less beans on toast and mystery meat kebabs more whole foods please
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every fricking day I find a new reason why the United States is superior
GOD BLESS AMERICA
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Better than German pottys. They have a shelf so you always leave a skid mark + you get to smell it since it isnt under water.
Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty!
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That's because coprophilia isn't a fetish in Germany, it's just natural.
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Massive L
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I'm cutting by eating what I call "diet slop" for two meals a day:
-pan fry onions, jalapeΓ±os, and scallions
-add 2 scrambled eggs in there
-apply atop half a cup of vegetarian baked beans
-top with 100 cals of guacamole
You WILL shit everywhere and lose weight while keeping that protein level up
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Are you allergic to scallions or something?
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Between all the fiber from the beans and I neglected to mention a ton of hot sauce and the guac I make has habaneros in it, it might be a function of spicemaxxing as well. Spicy butthole and all that
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Do you still shit profusely without scallions? Scallions are expensive
Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty!
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If your budget is in such a condition where buying a common vegetable bankrupts you, you're ngmi anyway and there's no point in dieting nor shitmaxxing
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I only bring it up bc the shallots could cost more than everything else combined. They are like $8 per lb here.
Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty!
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Her digestive system is still recovering from a pizzashill diet
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Bong opinions? IGNORED.
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If this was really such a good idea Koreans would be doing it.
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I use disposable brush heads, nothing that touches poopwater stays in my home because I'm not a savage
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also, welcome back carp
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