Smartest rightoid discovers non ripe fruit, calls it fake Bill Gates food. Currently 70k likes on xitter

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Can't make this shit up lol

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I don't eat watermelon, what even is supposed to be wrong with it in this video

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Its bubbly, meaning that its starting to ferment due to age

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Tbh, American produce is so fricking bad that I almost don't blame the rightoids for this one. This shit is selected for: 1) how long it can last in the back of a truck, and 2) what it looks like on the shelves*. It's really abysmal and I think people only put up with it because most Americans have never tasted actually good produce.

*Possibly also 3) how well it handles being exposed to massive amounts of pesticides.

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None of the produce I've bought from my local supermarket has been like this, ever. And I really like watermelon so I buy it semi-regularly.

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I really like watermelon

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Mostly true, but everyone in America also has access to good produce if they want it through farmer markets or just out of the back of cleetus' pickup truck on the side of the highway who has grown watermelons his whole life. As usual, Americans have access to the best of everything and are still the best at consooming.

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I've tried local farmers' market stuff in the US multiple times and was disappointed by it. I don't know how it's even possible, but I've had better tasting mass produced produce over in Russia than the local farmers' market stuff I've tried in the US. And Russia is not a place that, historically, has had a well-organized agricultural system, it was a total shitshow under the Soviets for example.

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"But lo, the butt was flat. And so Abraham wept unto the sky, "O Lord, why hast thou forced a pancake butt upon my household?" - Bimothy 14:88

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