(EDIT: included current quotes)
pls ping @Dad if u want a quote added, not me
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EDIT: CURRENT QUOTES R HERE PLS CHECK THEM BEFORE REQUESTING https://github.com/Aevann1/Drama/blob/master/snappy_rDrama.txt
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Rent is theft.
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Snappy should occasionally just pull a random
post to quote.
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Do I have any questions? Unless you are a published theoretical physicist and have earned a Master of Science and two PhDs, have an IQ of 187, and went to college at 11, research String Theory at Caltech, switched disciplines from bosonic string theory to heterotic string theory and reconciled the black hole information paradox using a string network condensate approach, worked on the string theory implications of gamma rays from dark matter annihilations and considered a method for optimizing a 500 GeV particle detector to this end, jointly wrote a paper on supersolids to be presented at an Institute of Experimental Physics topical conference on Bose-Einstein condensates, keep a whiteboard in the living room for scientific theories containing virtual particles in quantum mechanics or series of Riemann zeta functions, then no I will not ask you any questions
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I was going to add this one myself but I'm working and don't want to break anything:
Yes it's my quote but I think it fits and I'm being full of myself right now
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hi
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Everyone always sees a massive wall of text and says OMG SNAPPY QUOTE
even though the wall of text isn't funny or even particularly egregious, it's just some generic redditor wall of text. We have SO MANY MASSIVE SNAPPY QUOTES and 99% of what you people suggest is the FRICKING WORST which is why I started ignoring you all. It was so bad before I culled it and added a bunch of short ones that every single thread was basically just a massive paragraph or series of paragraphs from snappy that no one even bothered to read or cared about because it WASN'T FUNNY.
BE FUNNY OR FRICK OFF.
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You’re wrong, the long ones are funny and I read them.
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In fairness you were also diagnosed with shaken baby syndrome though
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Me when i see another r-slurred pinned carppost
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Unironically make this a Snappy quote
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Being old enough to know where the quotes came from is what's funny
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is carp a nooboid?????????? new discoveries abound...
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Unironically all the best snappy quotes are 50 words or less.
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or gifs
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Is the darqwolff pasta in there
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I thought this was a snappy quote at first
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Holy fricking sediment
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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