(EDIT: included current quotes)
pls ping @Dad if u want a quote added, not me
love u 
EDIT: CURRENT QUOTES R HERE PLS CHECK THEM BEFORE REQUESTING https://github.com/Aevann1/Drama/blob/master/snappy_rDrama.txt
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Everyone always sees a massive wall of text and says OMG SNAPPY QUOTE
even though the wall of text isn't funny or even particularly egregious, it's just some generic redditor wall of text. We have SO MANY MASSIVE SNAPPY QUOTES and 99% of what you people suggest is the FRICKING WORST which is why I started ignoring you all. It was so bad before I culled it and added a bunch of short ones that every single thread was basically just a massive paragraph or series of paragraphs from snappy that no one even bothered to read or cared about because it WASN'T FUNNY.
BE FUNNY OR FRICK OFF.
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Unironically make this a Snappy quote
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Me when i see another r-slurred pinned carppost
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Holy fricking sediment
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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Unironically all the best snappy quotes are 50 words or less.
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or gifs
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Youβre wrong, the long ones are funny and I read them.
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In fairness you were also diagnosed with shaken baby syndrome though
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Being old enough to know where the quotes came from is what's funny
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is carp a nooboid?????????? new discoveries abound...
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Is the darqwolff pasta in there
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I thought this was a snappy quote at first
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This is by far the best Marsey
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Why is my world filter not working on that marsey?
I want marsey to tell me to keep myself safe
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It's an image and not an officially sanctioned NFT Marsey
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hiel
tlit liβ
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Pretty sure you'll find it spells heil Hitler bud
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Eleven
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the-last-generation-cels OUT
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heck hortler
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https://old.reddit.com/r/SnapshillBot/wiki/extxt/drama **
https://old.reddit.com/r/SnapshillBot/wiki/extxt/subredditdrama *
https://old.reddit.com/r/SnapshillBot/wiki/extxt/deuxrama
https://old.reddit.com/r/SnapshillBot/wiki/extxt/zweirama
https://justpaste.it/3sgyh (bussyshillbot quotes)
Add Any missing quotes from the following links
*You can make your own versions of the SRD quotes
**There is one I am not fully sure that should be added (itβs the one about defending lolis)
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i literally added (almost) all of these back when ruqqus was a thing.
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Why not all?
A lot of r/drama quotes are still missing
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i clearly remember adding deux & zwei quote lists, as well as the bussyshill one. i didn't add arrdrama or srd quotes because i wasn't actually aware of the lists' existence.
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Yes, I made and operated the Ruqqus incarnation of Snappy, and also this website's Snappy for a few months when rdrama was just created (then Snappy became a part of the source). Also, I'm not responsible for quotes now,
@Dad is.
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Do I have any questions? Unless you are a published theoretical physicist and have earned a Master of Science and two PhDs, have an IQ of 187, and went to college at 11, research String Theory at Caltech, switched disciplines from bosonic string theory to heterotic string theory and reconciled the black hole information paradox using a string network condensate approach, worked on the string theory implications of gamma rays from dark matter annihilations and considered a method for optimizing a 500 GeV particle detector to this end, jointly wrote a paper on supersolids to be presented at an Institute of Experimental Physics topical conference on Bose-Einstein condensates, keep a whiteboard in the living room for scientific theories containing virtual particles in quantum mechanics or series of Riemann zeta functions, then no I will not ask you any questions
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I just went into their subreddit and they are absolutely the epitaxy of human shit, they congratulate each other for scalping and making huge profits from people who pay their prices ABSOLUTELY SICK one person brought their 27th PS5 and is happy about the profits their making from desperate people
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It is truly incredible that Github doesn't have a problem with that Snappy quotes file. I'd expect them to have automated alerting on certain words.
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-Joe Biden 46th president of the United States
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https://old.reddit.com/user/sub-husband
The anal herpes meth cuck.
I wish he posted more.
"Yes 100%! My wife main bull treats me like the sub I was born to be. He's a natural alpha and commands me to do his bidding whenever he's over. I honestly really enjoy being submissive to a dominate man. My wife had him frick me a couple times to be put in my place. I thourghaly enjoyed it!"
Another: "My wife had this hunky chad over from tinder that she was getting railed by while I did the quest today lol. I was sitting in my "cuck chair" as I like to call it while she was getting railed in the other room. I got a boner and was locked in chastity so it kind of hurt." You know his marriage is over, but he's having so much fun doing meth and watching porn, he's sort of the alpha degenerate cuck.
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