10 Huge Reasons Being Short is Way Better

Short kings get to drive tanks, fly jets, serve on subs, they get all the coolest stuff

Being short does have a ton of advantages, for example I travel all the time and work in refineries. I'm always comfortable on planes and never hit my head on shit in refineries

That being said, people complain because of the dating aspect. And yea it does suck but it's certainly not game over. You just gotta accept a good portion of women won't care about you and focus on the ones that will. If my ugly dumbass can get girlfriends anyone can

I'd say even worse than dating though is having to climb shelves at the grocery store. God that shit is embarrassing, but your boy gotta eat

Where's that greentext with the short guy and the tall girl with big tits

Says something like 'he won a game you didn't even know could be played'

so what I'm getting from this is not only are you equipped with a truncated peepee ur also vertically challenged as well

if this is true, then Im not getting shit off the top shelf for them anymore

!slots100

Should've called 10 small reasons.

The best benefit is that every other man is taller than you,

Snapshots:

• ghostarchive.org

• archive.org

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