@usernaw's comment on ':marseymouse: Lemmings predictably COPE and SEETHE that Trump wasn't successfully assassinated (bonus thermonuclear fedposting over at Hexbear) :!marseyleftoidschizo:'

https://lemmy.world/post/17532731?scrollToComments=true

Highlights (some from the janny logs):

lemmy.ml janny logI suspect that the individual who made the assassination attempt was most likely one of those really unhinged corporate neo-liberals that fanatically believes that Donald Trump is secretly "a Russian agent." Even though Trump's actual foreign policies as president were just as anti-Russia as any of his predecessors (his administration continued fully supporting and arming the fascist Maidan dictatorship in Kiev). Just pointing this out, because it's only a matter of time before someone starts falsely accusing socialists/communists of being responsible.

hexbear janny log

Janny had to make a pin:

Do not advocate or celebrate violence, please. Comments advocating violence will be deleted and bans will be issued.

Also, please avoid promoting conspiracies. Discussing current events is fine but suggesting things like "it's a false flag" without evidence is spreading a conspiracy.

https://lemmy.world/comment/11159465

Genuinely infurating that the moment anything happens, NeoLibs will just start copying right-wing talking points. [-6]

https://lemmy.world/comment/11159547

Got him in the ear, huh?

https://lemmy.world/comment/11159477

I can't wait for Trump to turn pro-gun control.

https://lemmy.world/comment/11159497

Welp, seems like that's it boys. Trump's got this all locked up.

https://lemmy.world/comment/11159641

He is going to win. We've already been over this. Maybe now you can start the process of coming to terms with what that actually means. [-42]

https://lemmy.world/comment/11159670

I've been wondering where the crazies were on the left, and now i know [-9]

https://lemmy.world/comment/11160264

https://lemmy.world/post/17532093?scrollToComments=true

https://lemmy.world/post/17531596?scrollToComments=true

if bolsonaro is any indication, this is just turning him into a martyr.

really terrible job by whoever tried it.

https://lemmy.world/comment/11161593

Most self-aware leftoid:

Half the comments here are proving that people on the right aren't the only ones who can indulge in stupid conspiracy theories.

It's depressing as frick.

https://lemmy.world/comment/11159257

If at first you don't succeed, try try again.

https://lemmy.world/comment/11160947

Guess some of those 2nd Ammendment guys might be "trying to do something about it" eh Donnie?

This is what you get when you preach hate 24/7. This isn't a gameshow.

https://lemmy.world/comment/11158289

Lemmy.ml commies

https://lemmy.ml/post/17956797?scrollToComments=true

God dammit, they had to fricking miss

https://lemmy.ml/post/17956797/12264600

Well I think we can all be certain there won't be any huge downwind effects from this 😐

https://lemmy.ml/post/17956797/12264204

Staged af.

https://lemmy.ml/post/17956797/12264206

Hexbear:

https://hexbear.net/post/2981599?scrollToComments=false

"he's an existential threat to democracy but there's no place for violence and we should all be relieved he's alive and going to take revenge" - obungler

https://hexbear.net/post/2981599/5120292

Scared chapos

I suspect that the individual who made the assassination attempt was most likely one of those really unhinged corporate neo-liberals that fanatically believes that Donald Trump is secretly "a Russian agent." Even though Trump's actual foreign policies as president were just as anti-Russia as any of his predecessors (his administration continued fully supporting and arming the fascist Maidan dictatorship in Kiev). Just pointing this out, because it's only a matter of time before someone starts falsely accusing socialists/communists of being responsible.

https://hexbear.net/post/2981599/5121100

Excited to be executed by paramilitaries when he gets power. Nice talking to yall

https://hexbear.net/post/2981599/5120018

people saying this is staged by trump's campaign have absolutely lost touch with reality. no fricking way trump would ever agree to anything where he could possible be hurt, especially when he's already leading in all the polls

https://hexbear.net/post/2981599/5120212

"If Trump wins its the end of US democracy"

"He'll make himself a dictator"

"Project 2025!!!!! Google it Jack!!!"

Dems using that propaganda AND doing absolutely nothing about it (not even having a plan to pay lip service to about it) AND Pudding Brain Joe saying he's not going anywhere - just he's going to do his goodest job and that's what really matters Jack. I can see where someone's brain could break in the wrong way to do this.

If you're going to throw your life away over this bullshit though, at least don't miss

https://hexbear.net/post/2981599/5119986

Just got scolded by my lib parents for yelling "god fricking darnit" when we saw Trump survive the shootig. I'm sorry but are we seriously going to pretend that him dying would not have been a better outcome?

https://hexbear.net/post/2981599/5120543

WHAT FRICKING PART OF "YOU BEST NOT MISS" ISN'T CRYSTAL CLEAR?

https://hexbear.net/post/2981599/5119596

Holy fricking shit he was so close.

https://hexbear.net/post/2981599/5120429

Shows the importance of not skipping range time. If someone had trained just a little harder, we could have had something extremely cool happen.

https://hexbear.net/post/2981599/5119738

I dunno if killing Trump is like, the best idea, but darn it would've been so much more entertaining.

https://hexbear.net/post/2981599/5120190

Lemmygrad:

https://lemmygrad.ml/post/5092592?scrollToComments=true

I condemn this in the strongest possible terms. I may be a lefty, but I don't believe assassinations solve anything. The people celebrating it or mad that the shooter "missed" are abhorrent. [-6]

https://lemmygrad.ml/post/5092592/4650524