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pizzashill they/them Subject matter expertise: foid identity extremism  11d ago (video post) 566 thread views #285196

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>butchered a watermelon

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There's a reason they call it an "African ham" !chuds !nooticers

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In gonna dress a pumpkin

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>skin a cucumber with your mouth :marseyagreefast:

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Bro's a frickin comedian fr fr

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!BIPOCs !chuds @HomoshrexuaI @Bix_Project2025Enjoyer

:marseyjamming: :marseyjam: :marseytwerking: :marseyvibing: :marseydance: :marseytwerkinit: :marseytwirl: :chudjakdancing: :impishchud: :soyjakdancing:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkey_in_the_Straw#%22BIPOC_Love_a_Watermelon,_Ha!_Ha!_Ha!%22

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coon_song

!historychads

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!BIPOCs !chuds same leitmotif

XXL blogger Byron Crawford and The Source have classified this song in a genre of music called "minstrel show rap", because the chorus's melody is taken from the minstrel show song "Turkey in the Straw". Jibbs claims he didn't know the origins of the song.

>Jibbs claims he didn't know the origins of the song.

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!BIPOCs there should be a !hiphopheads or !rappists ping group! :marseygangster:

!metashit

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there should be a !hiphopheads or !rappists ping group!

ive been asking for this for so long. :marseybegging:

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:#blackpepe:

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Let's make this happen :marseynails:

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kids these days will never understand how good hip hop was in the early 2000s

:marseysing: YOU CAN HEAR ME FROM A BLOCK AND YOU ALREADY KNOW WHATS UP

:marseysing: WITH THE WOMEN CAUSE THEY FEELIN HOW IT RUMBLE IN MY TRUNK

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this song right here :marseyyes:

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I tried to discuss minstel shows once but i got screamed at bc she heard :marseyjacksparrow: menstrual :marseytampon: shows.

:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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Does this count as ringtone rap?

Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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all rap is minstrel show rap

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!chuds

I had a music teacher who tried to argue a lot of racially charged music from this era was actually white and black people having a good ole time misunderstanding each other.

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:marseyracistgrandpa: : Naw you see you don't understand mainstream media is twisting the intent of that there song! You see dem color folk loved our music, always hooping and hollering and dancing, we wuz practically kin!

the song : :curbst#omp:

!chuds !nonchuds

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I think he's right tbh. It's all in good fun

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Having dated people who turned wignat, I can guarantee you they whispered these lyrics back and forth all night

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:#marseymooncricket: :!#marseymooncricket:

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I have a large supply of watermelon here.

:manul#unimpressed:

That's not going to last you for even half a barbeque.

!grillers

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Pizzashill probably doesn't have a large African-American contingent showing up to his.

Try to keep up with lore. :marseysmug3:

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based on your voice I'm pretty sure you've called me slurs on csgo before.

please say sorry

@FormerLurKONG

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:#marseyhesright:

But also :#marseyl: for admitting that :marseysmug2:

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for admitting WHAT ni

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:#marseysmirk2:

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do you need training before butchering a watermelon

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Kind of

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Only if you're r-slurred.

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:#marseyme:

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>listens to rap

>loves watermelon

>cant swim

>cant drive

pizzashill is the blackest dramatard :marseykindness: :marseykneel:

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Wait he can't swim either? He's from florida so does this mean he doesn't have a dad too?

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I haven't verified :marseybluecheck: it myself :marseypain: but @pizzashill has a can't swim vibe

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I feel like you've gotten ahead of your skis here.

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that isn't verified pizzashill lore as far as I'm concerned

@pizzashill can you swim?

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What kind of tiny watermelon did you buy?

And lmbo at comparing the price to precut fruit.

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Just a standard sized seedless watermelon. Seeded watermelons are huge, seedless are not.

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I can see seeds in your watermelon, you got ripped off and should return it.

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Seedless watermelon has a few seeds my guy. Mainly the little white ones.

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Then it's not seedless is it? You got ripped off.

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This is how all of them work.

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Like I said, not seedless. Return it.

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Idk if you know this but most vendors do not accept used fruit returns.

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I will always return a peach if it doesn't taste right.

https://media.giphy.com/media/26his6t5oXd4DxnsQ/giphy.webp

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But he did the hard part already

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Seedless watermelons have the melon equivalent of downs syndrome.

:marse#ymoreyouknow:

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That's how they do it? Extra chromosomes?

The fact that plants can survive and do well when they're like "oh is that another entire set of chromosomes, frick it, let's drive on" really scares me.

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Get the kind where its yellow on the inside. Sweetest watermelon you'll ever taste

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Yellow melons are trash dude. Ive gotten in fights with the produce merch bitches over them. Always come in bad.

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Ive gotten in fights with the produce merch bitches over them.

Can we stage a fight where you're the bully and I save this girl from you? I think a produce merch b-word would fall for that.

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They dont sell em at grocery stores peasant, least ive never seen one. Gotta go str8 to the source

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They do sell them at grocery stores lmao.

I had to sample out over 40 of them at a store 2 days ago.

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Huh well maybe thats why they sucked then they dont store long or some shit Ive only ever seen em at farmers markets

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They do have a shorter shelf life.

Also farmer markets are a scam they legit buy shit from stores and resell them at a huge markups.

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Might be, the stand I worked at was a legit farm. Plus u cant find them good frankenstien tomatoes at grocery stores

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!friendsofpizzashill a second :marseygunnut: melon video :marseyzeldabeedle: has hit the towers

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Buddy that's like two dollars :marseycoin: of watermelon :marseyfriedchicken:

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No it isnt.

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Two medium :marseyfortuneteller: sized ziplocs of watermelon :marseyfriedchicken: and you're trying to act like it's "30 dlars of precut"???????? You can't gaslight :marseynoyouzoom: me

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I could make at least 6 of the 5 dollar fruit trays out of that lol.

Believe it or not as a field specialist in produce i actually know the margins and package sizes of this cut fruit shit.

Biggest shrink item in the company.

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that's a good point. only pre-cut fruit you should buy is if in ur in Thailand or some shit. Or fruits that are difficult to cut like mango or pineapple or some shit

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America :marseysouthernbelle2: is a hellhole

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seeded > seedless

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Obviously. I actually found a 37 pound seeded melon the other day.

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I honestly never understood why people like seedless. The seeds are the fun thing about watermelons.

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let me guess you also freeze milk

youre basically my hoarding mom

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#MGTOW

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are you r-slurred gay butt b-word this is barely even half a watermelon

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@pizzashill comes out in support of Palestinian trans rights :#marseyspit:

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More like MELONshill hahaha :marseyxd:

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:marseyfeet#: :equals2: :marseysus#:

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How are those NVDA?

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Pretty good.

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Wish i wasn't on keto so i could enjoy some melons with ya

Also are those Chicago cutlery knives? If so i have the same ones

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nah those are some shitty grocery store knife set I don't really use. I'm looking into buying a nice one but haven't made a choice yet.

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He found :marseymissing2: the pre cut melon in the dumpster :marseydoubtit: out back. :marseycry:

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This is good content

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thank you for the update pizzashill

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This is like watching a masaokis video :#marseylaugh:

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Was that watermelon and cantaloupe good? They are in season, but still sometimes seem to be hit or miss for me. We need a vid of how you select your melons if they will let you go barefoot at the store.

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Yellow spot - big and dark.

skin has to be dull, not shiny.

look for bee stings, insect marks etc.

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Why would a bee sting a watermelon

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I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards

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