Groped my fatso desk-buddy's jiggly belly twice this past month. One time said "You look good, buddy!" too. Bought him lunch twice, both times I ordered a large pizza and 67 fl oz Coke.
I thought I'd insult him if I bought a smaller portion and he was still hungry afterwards.
HR said I have to converse with them one-on-one and discuss this behavior. At 9AM. On zoom.
Inshallah GOD finally heard my prayers The only slight downside is I won't get neetbux because of "Termination with Cause"
Tl;dr - Getting shitcanned bozos.
!dramatards !burgers !r-slurs Will update at 10AM.
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lmfao fatty had to go run to HR instead of running on a treadmill
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Imagine HR having to nod along while this guy cries about this, fighting so hard not to tell him "well you have gotten kind of tubby lately" that they had tears in their eyes.
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