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Groped my fatso desk-buddy's jiggly belly twice this past month. One time said "You look good, buddy!" too. Bought him lunch twice, both times I ordered a large pizza and 67 fl oz Coke.
I thought I'd insult him if I bought a smaller portion and he was still hungry afterwards. 
HR said I have to converse with them one-on-one and discuss this behavior. At 9AM. On zoom.
Inshallah GOD finally heard my prayers 
The only slight downside is I won't get neetbux because of "Termination with Cause"
Tl;dr - Getting shitcanned bozos.
!dramatards !burgers !r-slurs Will update at 10AM.
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Go to ptech school for two years (can do it faster if you have adderall) and get a job at a refinery. Not even joking you'll start off making like 180k and they won't fire you no matter how r-slurred you are. Some of them don't even require a ptech degree, just apply and try not to go full autismo in the interview. The turnover at these places is insane right now, they need bodies
Also basically no women work there so you won't have to worry about touching women's butts, and the guys all play grab butt so you'll fit right in
source: I work with those r-slurs
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