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Piedro they/them  7d ago (reddit.com) 906 thread views #286105

Fat people will literally choose food over a multimillion dollar NBA contract :marseychonker2: :marseypoor:

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>get passed

>don't really fee like moving

>immediately pass to someone else

>oh shit they are blocked and need to pass back to me

>frick it, i just try to throw

>mfw I scored

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The fat Larry Bird

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7' tall, 360lb

He would get swamped by chubby chasers on Grindr and Jack'd.

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No way he's 360, Shaq was 300 in college at the same height and was nowhere that fat. That's a lot more than sixty pounds.

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Shaq has/had lots of muscle (that "juicy Shaq meat"). Tubby has a lot less muscle and a lot more fat.

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And muscle weighs way more than fat. Plus Shaq is literally big-boned.

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Plus a good 20 pounds of peepee.

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:marseysoypoint: I understood the reference

:soyjakwow: :soyjakwow: :soyjakwow:

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Congratulations, you just won 2lb of Magic Johnson meat. Extra rare.

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That doesn't look like a lot more than 60 pounds, I think you're full of shit

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1721656986405703.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17216569866844249.webp

Cmon man that's 100, 150lbs AT LEAST

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Are there gay chubby chasers?!

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also like Why wouldnt a group with a high rate of paraphilia have that particular paraphilia???

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:#derpthinking: :#motherofgod:

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More than you might think. They're not a majority, but there are plenty on the apps.

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Still a better player than anyone in the WNBA.

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There are lots of schools that are like NCAA division 3 and have glorified intramural sport players as their teams.

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Poor Zion, vitiligo truly is a scurge on the black community

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:marseychonker2: im a linebacker

:marseyclueless: oh you play football?

:marseychonker2: nah, Basketball

:marseyaware:

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The 8-Ball Says: Without a doubt.

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They should use people like this as goalkeepers in footy :marseyflageu: :marseysoccer: and hockey. Just some really tall, wide guy who can block the entire net without moving :marseychonker:

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I love how fatly he runs. Absolutely nothing approaching running form, just flat waddles back and forth.

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