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KingCrab they/them unfunny retard. not even a real pedo. just an unfunny mayo. yawn.  2yr ago (text post) 153 thread views #28636

When we started dating my girlfriend didn't know how to give a blowjob

Like she literally didn't know how it worked, i had to tell her what to do. Is that weird?

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i had to tell her what to do

So, like, you know how to give blowjobs?

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I watched videos and stuff

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You wilfully looked up videos of other guys' peepees?

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Definitely

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Booomp

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Nah it is just inexperienced.

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Your first mistake was believing a foid and her wiley tricks. She's manipulating you, it's not to late! join the bussy side!

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Why would she lie???

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To make the moid think they're special to be getting her first ever BJ and that the honor didn't actually go to cletus in a truck stop bathroom glory hole.

:#marseytwerking:

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Foid

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:#marseyfox:

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Why are you blatantly admitting to being a libertarian?

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I'm not, she was 23. But they don't have porn in China

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Porn isn't a good teacher . I had girls that were doing the bs porn bj. Nothing but disappointment and sadness.

Easily fixed by communication and taking the time. Just grab the dildo and show it.

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Sartre observed that irony was already lost on fascists. Irony and satire are fine modes; they just donโ€™t do anything to fascists and will be used by hem to argue that youโ€™re supporting them. They adhere to no morals or ethics; only that which gets them from A to B holds value.

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