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bibbobnotabot they/them Jesus loves all INCLUDING leftwingers and LGBT and minorities  6d ago (i.imgur.com) Edited 6d ago 704 thread views #286393

woman produces the worst 10 course restaurant montage video ever for a job, applauded by imgur (scroll down to video)

https://i.imgur.com/gallery/no-one-told-me-there-would-be-10-drinks-Acu68ru

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Did you not read your own post? It was a foid :marseytrad:

Also

>foid's dream job is to take pictures of food

lol good morning everyone

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this absolutely read like written by a foid, a biofoid even

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17217300614018912.webp

did she pay for the interview lol

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holy shit lmao imagine if they made her pay for the food :marseyxd:

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You weren't kidding, it's terrible.

She couldn't even get the whole dish in frame?! And the editing sucks, I know wine moms who could do a better job.

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I actually don't think it's bad

You probably don't want to get the whole dish in frame, in many cases. People are going to be looking at it on their phones, so in most cases it's probably better to film closer-up so people can actually see what the food looks like, instead of just seeing the general outline of the dish

You're just being a hater :marseyindignant:

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The music alone disqualifies it

No stabilizing camera / algo used

cuts don't fit music

shit lighting

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Lmao I just noticed the stark differences in light between shots :marseycringe:

LOL her shadow reaching for the door too. Girl needs lights holy shit

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Lmao she failed the drink test.

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This reads like a Tumblr post. Absolutely awful.

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Imgur is the first :marseywinner: and shittiest offsite

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No one has needed a steadycam rig and tripod as bad as this lady did

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yeah, or at least stabilize in post. she already doesn't need her food to be fully in frame, so just cut the edges

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ANYTHING

I can see what she was going for but the execution was entirely amateur.

Steadycam or gyro stabilizers are like $200 and anyone seriously into dynamic photography like that has one

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I always imagine people who still use advice animals in 2024 to be the happiest people on earth

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This shit is so pretentious, both the food and the video

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17191743323420358.webp

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:#marseybackstabglowie:

Snapshots:

https://i.imgur.com/gallery/no-one-told-me-there-would-be-10-drinks-Acu68ru:

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Lmao when she zooms in on the tattooed :marsey69: cooks arms.

:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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I don't think food science shit is my thing but I haven't tried it. Is something like this restaurant worth it or is it just overpriced fancy shit for the sake of being fancy

Putting the :e: in :marseyexcited:

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Depends on the restaurant. Some are pretentious bullshit where you eat fudge out of a mold of the chef's butthole, followed by 17 courses of various foams with a single grape to cap things off ($800 pp) and others are just really good food with flawless presentation and service. Still overpriced but the food is worth it if you have money to burn.

Atelier Crenn is a good example of the former and The French Laundry is a good example of the latter.

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nothing is overpriced. it's an experience that you cannot sell on, e.g. like art, so no

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So it's completely worthless

Putting the :e: in :marseyexcited:

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so is any experience?

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I've done this for margaritas; it's just a fun way too do shots and such

jewish lives matter

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I had this experience at Pasta Bar in Austin. Really top-notch food, but I ordered the wine pairing with it and received 11 glasses of wine with my dinner + a free cocktail both before and after eating. I appreciate the multi-course experience, but I ate so much food and got so drunk it was making me sick. It's like those stories of ancient rome where they'd all go vomit and then keep eating again.

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