Germans seeth about an American queen in Germany retrofitting two AC units into her apartment because she was raised to have agency instead of sitting back and taking shit from the universe.

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!burgers have ingenuity euros lack

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You're in Europe

You're not an individual anymore

You will have crums of cold air and fickle amounts of medium temperature, so that the politicians can endulge on that shit, pleb!

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literally true. americans are descended from people who were tired of their life and made changes to improve it, despite the risk of the unknown.

history is a progression of losers who stayed behind, and cool badasses who ventured into the unknown for a better life. america is the top of this progression (africa is the bottom)

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Yeah but this technically means that Alaskans are as advanced as it gets and I really just don't want to accept that

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sometimes the truth hurts

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I stay winning up here in anchorage then

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Everyone in Alaska is mentally ill for a reason.

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Because they see the sun less often than half the basement dwellers on this site

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No unfortunately the sun is inescapable. Mother fricker just won't go down

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I thought :marseymindblown: that was only 3 months out of the year

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The entire state, that when transposed on the lower 48 would straddle 3 timezones, is on a single one. Central Alaska (where all the people live) the sun sets at 8pm on the equinox.

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They will have the last laugh after the nukes fly

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literally true. americans are descended from people who were tired of their life

:#marseymuttgenocide: :#!marseymaid:

!eurochads

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Amerikkkans are people whose ancestors were too poor to have their own land, so they had to steal it from halpless Stone Age indigenous cultures....

Literally a nation of losers who couldn't make it on their own merit. :#marseymutt:

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