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We need more house awards.

Seeing as how aevann completely made the fricking house racist award useless, it's time for him to add some alternatives to our arsenal. And not just house racist either. Every house should have at least three awards each. Literally just change "1" to "3"- it isn't rocket science. It wouldn't even take more than a fricking couple minutes to code. I have some top TOP people that share this sentiment so I'm not being unreasonable.

Seriously cappy, I'm sure it's been nice sitting on your butt for the fricking last three years collecting our highly rare (and super valuable) USDs, but it's high time you actually fricking did something the fricking users wanted for a fricking change instead of scratching your balls. If you could go ahead and drop that patch rapido, it would be fricking appreciated. Thanks buddy.


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I conceptualized a really great house racist award (race war) years ago and visual awards for the other 3 houses and each house had a name modifier, a text modifier, and a graphical award and :marseysippingsad: he just won't change the 1 to a 3


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House Racist's award does the opposite of the Chud Award and forces you to include a slur.

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This is good too holy frick

I even have great ideas on my alts


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Am I the Tyler Durden or are you?

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Definitely me, sorry


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That's okay; in the Fight Club sequel you learn Tyler is a literal demon.

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The books aren't canon. Only the movie matters. You are referring to FAN FICTION.


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House racist award that is like beano but with the fire alarm chirp (but obscenely rarely, and doesn't notify people they have it via notifications)

Add a battery award that both fixes (one layer of :marseyrapscallion: ) it and generally just acts as a sparkler on the post / comment otherwise

The more fire alarm chirps you have stacked the more often they occur, up to a max of one a minute

Cycle the name of the sound file out on a regular basis so the css strag menace doesn't counteract it

Lasts either perpetually or some long duration to make up for it's sneaky effect


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I think there should be more stealth awards that subtly fricks with the user

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That's actually pretty dope. Could you imagine houses actually going to war with each other, like the zombie/vaxx award? That would be immensely fun and engaging. I guess we just have to settle with adding parenthesis to people's names (that can also be removed at will).


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codecels be like what's find & replace


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Ask him nicely. :#marseysmughips:

We're only supposed to be mean to carp :#chudsmug:

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substack support

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What would :marseywood: substack support even entail you can link to blogposts

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substack has a twitter clone too called notes

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Oh that's disgusting :marseybreastcancer: it should :marseynorm: be behind :marseynotes2: like Threads in the support queue

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so you have chosen death

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You don't see much use of the Sharpen award these days...

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They're dull and played out. We need a whole new batch to keep things fresh.


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TikTok ADHD :marseyzoomer: mindset

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@Aevann - there should be a zoomer award that translates your comments into TikTok brain rot slang

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each instance of the award adds another 200x200px miniplayer video of subway surfers to a thread :marseyseizure:

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Good one!


Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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soy award: like marsify but exclusively 'jaks

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Do you know how difficult it'd be to make 3 awards per house? That's almost four times as much work!

:pepereeeeee: STOP GIVING ME LOTTERSHE TICKETS, THAT'S LIKE 20 TODAY


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please sir

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Just change the one to a three.


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House furry award: replaces comment with a random @CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM comment

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agreed but only the ones with the most downmarseys lol

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What's a house award?

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every house has a fricking unique award. racist gets the fricking (((parentheses))) that were fricking destroying the fricking site for a fricking while, howouse fuwwy gets owoify, femboy gets the fricking one that makes the fricking text rainbow, vampire gets to bite people to turn them into vampires, and edgy gets sharpen that turns the fricking text red and adds those skeleton pictures at the fricking bottom

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749 dollars what a fricking rip off


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wow that's really expensive

how did CDO get enough coins to vamp you for so long, b-word? imagine if he spent all that on early lifes instead

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I forgot about how sharpen adds random swearing lol

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@Aevann the bug award sounds outstanding. Go ahead and add that one to house femboy since I immediately think of bugs with regards to those guys for some reason.

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I'll keep you posted if I come across others.


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what about my ideas :#marseyshy2:

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He's gonna be making two new awards per house, so there's more than enough room for your ideas. Just make sure you spam his inbox, otherwise someone else may take your spot through sheer persistence.


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