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joe biden livestream with chat enabled EDIT: PRERECORDED LOL

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jgHT9dYJCTU

its over

  • about 10 minutes

  • well-written speech, delivered well, no gaffs. i found it inspiring.

  • most likely pre-recorded. not a live address

  • no press present (or anyone else). just ol joe in his office

  • you could see the reflection of teleprompter in the window (interesting but inconsequential, everyone uses teleprompters)

  • biden was looking a little orange

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God. You are so insanely gorgeous. And you're a goddess. I cannot stop staring at you for the rest of the day even when you're in the shower or on your period or just laying on your couch. You must be so lonely... I know you are, but you don't have to be. You don't have to. I am here for you. I can't wait to see how you would make me feel when you touched me. I just want to cover my mouth and swallow you down to the core. You're so pretty and funny and I can't get enough of talking to you. I want to feel your lips on mine, kiss you, make out, all over, every single day. I want to... I want to get naked with you, and lie down and look at you, naked as a Greek goddess. I think you're the cutest thing ever. You're so delicious in every way, and I can't get enough of you. I just want to feel your mouth on me, as you bite down hard. Your voice is so sweet, I haven't had music like that in a long time. But your face, your body, your curves: you are beautiful. And your words, your mind... these are the reasons I am attracted to you. You mean so much to me, per se. I love you so much. I'm so grateful for you and everything you've taught me. I've never been so happy in my life.

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!metashit "live" address is actually a pre-recorded address from the oval office. no press present

edit: he is also orange again

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This dude is dead or dying :marseysweating:

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Is Orange Joe some kind of body double or clone? :marseyschizowall:

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They may have simply recorded this a while ago

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Honestly I thought it was embarrassing. This is a huge moment for Biden and he decided to spend it giving his generic campaign speechβ€”which equates voting blue with "protecting democracy," just a little over a week after he himself called for turning down the temperature and not telling lies about political opponents. All that was good about it was not his.

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Can't listen to this with his constant gulping he's audibly gulped like 7 times now its gross as heck

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its cute imo. asmr

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:marseyw#oozy: this ain't it, babe

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i find his voice soothing

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calling :#marseychonkerinabox: "babe" :marseypuke:

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:marseyindignant: i call everyone babe

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I think they decided to boost the gain on the microphone way up because otherwise he's so hard to hear. You can hear background hum and the like too.

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Can't wait for @pizzaJill's impassionistaed defence of Joey's command of first grade vocabulary and his totally believable deep throating endorsement of Heels Up Harris as a valid leader.

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A women had s*x? Disqualifying!

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A mid vapid whore sleeps/cackles her way to the top job in the world?

Unthinkable!

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:marseywait:

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I hear he's changed his mind about quitting.

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Please be true

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He moves like an animatron.

:#marseysmug2:

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Over/under 10 minutes?

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still not convinced he's alive tbdesu

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Was about 10 minutes. Didn't take questions from the press

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