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[๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜] The oldest Presidential nominee in American history

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78 is way too old. (-1)

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He shits is pants daily according to those around him. (-20)

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Perhaps it's time that the male feminist, terrorist, convicted felon, ends his campaign. He will be demoralized after the election in November. A loss to a woman, especially a woman of color, would be too much for him to stomach. (-14)

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His supporters don't want some sissy boy in tailored suits. Kinda like Boris Johnson: he looks like a buffoon on purpose because it makes his goofball fans think "he just like me!" (13)

Nah, it's much more pathetic than that. He doesn't wear tailored suits because that would mean there would exist a tailor who could give an interview where they say for sure that he has a 53" waist or whatever it is.Now, obviously the person working at the clothing store will know which pair of pants he took off the shelf, but that's not intimate knowledge. He's terrified of a tailor knowing his measurements, because deep down, he knows he's a fat fricking walrus.Imagine how terrible and empty his life is. Hes created this caricature of himself. He has to wear the same ridiculous tie and ill fitting suit everyday, spray himself with orange paint, the hair, and play this conman carnival barker thing. He can't stop doing it or he will lose any money he has left, because his name and likeness is literally the only value he has.Imagine being a world famous movie star that 3/4 of the world hates, that can't even put on a hoodie and walk to a coffee shop. He's stuck being this thing until ... (11)

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Haha he's such an old bag of shit. Miserable fricker making all our lives a shitty circus and spreading stress to everyone. Rot in heck, ya worthless clown. (1)

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"Donald Trump! Donald Trump, I call em' Dementia Donny! Dementia Donny. Can't even remember he ain't president! He wants to "make America great again", Dementia Donny. Sold- ah- sold CIA documents to Ciiiiina! He sold em' to Chiiiiina. Dementia Donny, Dementia Donny. Look at his face- ah- mouth breathing in court! Dementia Donny, no, no, Dirty Diaper Donny! I call em' dirty diaper Donny! He stinks up the court room! Trust me, I can smell it! We all can smell it. Smells so bad the judge started drooping! Dirty Diaper Donny, Dirty Diaper Donny. 78! 78! No, cough no, that's too old! Too old! Even for me! If it weren't for the spray tan, you'd see his pale dead skin! Pale dead skin, yes. Dirty Diaper Donny." (2)

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All I ever wanted was to love women, but their behavior has only earned my hatred. I want to have s*x with them, and make them feel good, but they would be disgusted at the prospect. They have no sexual attraction towards me. It is such an injustice, and I vehemently questioned why things had to be this way. Why do women behave like vicious, stupid, cruel animals who take delight in my suffering and starvation? Why do they have a perverted sexual attraction for the most brutish of men instead of gentlemen of intelligence?

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78 is way too old.:

He shits is pants daily according to those around him.:

Perhaps it's time that the male feminist, terrorist, convicted felon, ends his campaign. He will be demoralized after the election in November. A loss to a woman, especially a woman of color, would be too much for him to stomach.:

Nah, it's much more pathetic than that. He doesn't wear tailored suits because that would mean there would exist a tailor who could give an interview where they say for sure that he has a 53" waist or whatever it is.Now, obviously the person working at the clothing store will know which pair of pants he took off the shelf, but that's not intimate knowledge. He's terrified of a tailor knowing his measurements, because deep down, he knows he's a fat fricking walrus.Imagine how terrible and empty his life is. Hes created this caricature of himself. He has to wear the same ridiculous tie and ill fitting suit everyday, spray himself with orange paint, the hair, and play this conman carnival barker thing. He can't stop doing it or he will lose any money he has left, because his name and likeness is literally the only value he has.Imagine being a world famous movie star that 3/4 of the world hates, that can't even put on a hoodie and walk to a coffee shop. He's stuck being this thing until ...:

Haha he's such an old bag of shit. Miserable fricker making all our lives a shitty circus and spreading stress to everyone. Rot in heck, ya worthless clown.:

"Donald Trump! Donald Trump, I call em' Dementia Donny! Dementia Donny. Can't even remember he ain't president! He wants to "make America great again", Dementia Donny. Sold- ah- sold CIA documents to Ciiiiina! He sold em' to Chiiiiina. Dementia Donny, Dementia Donny. Look at his face- ah- mouth breathing in court! Dementia Donny, no, no, Dirty Diaper Donny! I call em' dirty diaper Donny! He stinks up the court room! Trust me, I can smell it! We all can smell it. Smells so bad the judge started drooping! Dirty Diaper Donny, Dirty Diaper Donny. 78! 78! No, cough no, that's too old! Too old! Even for me! If it weren't for the spray tan, you'd see his pale dead skin! Pale dead skin, yes. Dirty Diaper Donny.":

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