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Detroitvelvetsmooth alpha/male Pibble got loose somehow  5d ago (reddit.com) 185 thread views #286920

Bloatmaxxing Redditor smoked entire roasts daily as well as a... Subway footlong?

https://old.reddit.com/r/smoking/comments/1ebewe2/smoked_subway_grilled_chicken_footlong_alongside/

"we're on a calorie thing"

Smokes whole subway sandwich

:#marseygrilling2:

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>daily tritip

Let us bow our heads, and recite the !grillers prayer

Our smoker, who art full of Charcoal

Hallowed be thy flame

Thy ribeye come, thy will not be well done

On the grill, as it is in Kroger

Give us this day our daily tritip

And forgive us our dry brisket

As we forgive those who don't bring anything to the BBQ

Lead us not into the temptation of propane

And deliver us from the evil of veganism

For thine is the most tender, juiciest, smokiest flavor for ever

Coleman

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Stealing this

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Can't steal it. God gave it to us for free.

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Go ahead

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:gigachad2:

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Smoking random shit is half the fun and he seems correct that the whole sandwich is about 700 calories, the steak isn't much more and he splits it with his partner. Nothing is wrong with this.

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Colon cancer

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And here I am trying to live on 1200 a day

The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko

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Cute

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it's called BULKING :marseybuffstop:

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I kneel to the marketing genius who invented the term "tri-tip" because now I have to think about condoms whenever I visit the butcher.

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Not a whole foot long and a pound of beef! :soycry:

Is everyone here a twink?

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It is often thought that the main failing of autisms is that they can't understand other people's emotions. I contest that the way they can't understand their own emotions is much much funnier.

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