Surfer gets mauled by an animal mid surf. Any guesses which animalDid it?

https://twitter.com/killaminga/status/1816523108410638754
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If you guessed "breed of peace"

:marseypibblechad: you were correct

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Honestly my first thought was "what's the BIPOC of the sea"

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:marseydolphin:

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:marseyxd:

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Still pitbull

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Indonesians

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It's funny how I've slowly gone from having relatively little opinion on pitbulls to 'if I could push a button to instantly euthanize them all I probably would'.

Like I still don't have any real personal investment. Them existing doesn't make me angry, it's just that I feel like the world would legitimately be a better place if the matter were settled?

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I don't really want them euthanized but I don't think we need to be breeding them anymore and I especially don't think that 110 pound women should be buying 80 pound toddler maulers

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If you can't win in a fight against the animal you own you shouldn't own it in the first place, it should be simple logic

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Why does god give his strongest dogs his hardest kills

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Awww puppers just wants to surf too

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He's just playing!! :marseychonkerfoidpuke:

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What's really scary is that the dog literally came out of nowhere. This was a test run for a new assassination method by the Argentinian government. :marseyschizowall: :!marseyschizowall:

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The heart attack gun was getting a bit too obvious, so the CIA invented the pit bull materializer

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pit bull materializer

I believe those are called children

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I guessed dogo argentino

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17220245374787705.webp

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Holy shit how did I got this correct :marseydarkxd:

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I guessed wrong. :marseychonkeritsover:I though this was going to be about Otter 841 https://www.kqed.org/arts/13958776/santa-cruz-attack-otter-841-is-back-steamer-lane-surfboard she was known for attacking people and stealing their surfboards

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:m#arseyxd:

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was it your mom?

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