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Detroitvelvetsmooth alpha/male Pibble got loose somehow  1d ago (reddit.com) 67 thread views #287626

Gym turtle appreciation post

https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1ed6icc/theres_a_freeroaming_turtle_with_a_diaper_at_my/

>sign new 30-year contract at gym

>Got a rate buydown for 1 day per week as gym clown

>Shoot protein shakes out of a fake flower on my lapel to lighten the mood

>Gym manager lands his helicopter on the roof and say in doing a great job

>Gym turtle is a much nicer mascot than the Mountain Lion at my last gym

>Tren in the vending machine at the locker

>The really jacked guy squatting 4pl8 for reps calls me "big guy" and lets me work in with him in one of the premium smoking section racks

Feels good man

:#marseyfeelsgood:

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Aw sad news his shell is pyramiding. That's not good.

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The turtle's shell is a sign of it not living in ideal conditions. Look at the pyramids forming on it. Turtles need to live in a humid environment

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Smh the gym was creepy and not wet

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Seems like bad owner

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