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Hyper foidism: chapter 2.

Remember these foids are in no specific order, the last one was about my first real girlfriend, a BPD foid that thought she was special for getting a masters in psychology.

Our next story is about Amanda: The foid that created the first crack in the wall and exposed a little bit of blackpill.

When I was 15 my best friend had a white trash girlfriend named Brittiany, Brittiany had a friend named Amanda that lived about an hour away from us but was staying with her for the year.

My friend approaches me one day and tells me about an attractive foid his girlfriend knows that was "here for the next year and looking to maybe date."

Naturally being 15 I was very into this idea and I thought it'd be fun to hang out with them and maybe frick this girl. The first time I met her my friend set up an interesting encounter - he fricked his girlfriends moms van up she had to drive us around in the smaller car and Amanda would have to sit in my lap.

Looking back on this it was sketchy as frick and I can't believe I told him it was a great idea when he revealed it to me. We're on our way to see spiderman at the movie theater and Amanda is in my lap and right away I realize I'm dealing with a skank because she's grinding around and clearly trying to troll me or something.

When we get there some of our other friends are waiting for us, and one of them has another foid with him (also named Brittiany, known as fat Brittiany from this point on, she's the subject of another foid exposure post.)

Fat Brittiany comes on to me and Amanda is instantly jealous for some reason even though I displayed no interest in the fat one and is pissed off for the rest of the night. Looking back on this the signs were obvious: she was going to retaliate against me for the imagined slight.

During the movie Amanda literally slaps a candy bar out of my hand when she decides I'm not paying her enough attention. I remember thinking to myself "I've known this b-word for 2 hours and she thinks she owns me."

I now know this to be foid entitlement, but I didn't at the time.

After the movie we decide to go get high and hang out at skate world.

We arrive at skate world and get high outback before going in. After skating around for a bit Amanda and Brittiany decide it'd be totally cool if they made out with each other and charged the 13-year-olds admission, I was skeptical at first but they manage to pull in like 50 fricking dollars with me and my friend running security. (foid attention whoring has always been profitable.)

I decide Amanda is high enough and in a good enough mood for me to make my move and I go for it. She responds with "what about fat Brittany" and straight-up rejects me, and then decides to go make out with some toothless r-slur, all to piss me off.

There's way more in relation to this foid, but it'd take 200 posts to fully capture the essence of her insanity, this whole thing ended with me moving to Florida and Amanda spam calling me talking about how much she totally missed me.

In this story all of the classic foid traits are on display:

  • attention whoring.

  • unfounded jealousy.

  • sexual baiting.

  • unhinged mind games when you're finally out of their reach.

Our next story will be about fat Brittany, the girl that got me banned from a movie theater for trying to blow me in the bathroom.

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I'm looking forward to the next installment. Eventually you could produce a book and title it "The birth of an Intel". 🀭

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My Twisted Life: The Unauthorized Sequel

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