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Count_Sprpr Vamp/ire Nothing I say is ever 100% serious, 95% at most. :!marseywave2:  18d ago (text post) 219 thread views #295114

I have learned a valuable lesson about goombling :marseysoypointtrips:

Don't do it.

:#marseycontemplatesuicide:

@The10thMan, you don't have another 1.5m to give me, do you?

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Even with the worst strategy of just holding the cards :marseygambling: you get, you can win blackjack :marseyitsrigged: 30% of the time or so, if you hit when you are at 11 or below you can raise :marseysuspicious: it to 40%. But sometimes you hit that 60% over and over... And now I am back to being a poorcel...

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@The10thMan, you don't have another 1.5m to give me, do you?

Let's find out

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EDIT: Nope.

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!r-slurs come look at this king shit

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!metashit !goomblers :marseyoperasmug:

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!goomblers His bad luck could be your good luck

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oh do *me do *me please and thank you !

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Betting another 40k DC as part of your flawless strategy to win 200 DC

!r-slurs gambling is a fricking tax on people who are fricking bad at math

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One day I will train an AI to goomble for me, and then you will be fricking sorry for this comment. As I will ban you for a fricking month, motherlover!

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!goomblers 4 real, do NOT martingale blackjack. Warning you bros

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All my homies hate blackjack

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You could have given me those funds, you know. I have a fool-proof strategy to win at the casino.

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Is thate even martingale tho or are you being nice again

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Martingale is fricking literally just doubling your bet every loss

No matter what you're playing you will inevitably hit a fricking losing streak that bankrupts you but it really stinks for blackjack bc part of the fricking odds assumes you double your bets when you have a fricking good hand

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None of us martingaled by your definition :marseyremastered: tho TOP goombler.

I call shenanigans

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Wat u mean that's what he was fricking doing

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If you are going :marseysalmaid: to call someone a martingaler you should :marseynorm: adhere by the definition.

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Not according to the logs.

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:marseyconfused2: The fricking logs show him doubling every loss

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Everything i saw showed an erratic targeted gambling :marseyluckycat: methodology. Not "martingaling"

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That's a fricking martingale streak

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Honestly, what kind of Americanized bs is the roulette table. 00 on a game where the house has no profit motive is absolute capybara shit. !goomblers, demand European roulette like God intended

Putting the :e: in :marseyexcited:

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>"American" roulette

>cucks you more for no good reason

what did they mean by this

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Me too. Brother, we are enemies.

But we are united :marseypeacekeeper: in our losses.

We are now both losers !followers

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Past few days have been highly cursed. @FormerLurKONG , @FukinSukinCukin , @Count_Sprpr all felted of 6 figure fortunes
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Things will be fricking different for me once I get out of rehab tho. Thanks for giving me my rightful place on the fricking leaderboard back :pimp:

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It's because they have bad goomble habits

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If you are really :marseythinkorino2: grateful :marcussatisfied: you can share 100000 dramacoin :marseycoin: with me

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Please don't curse me, I'm down 90k and my philanthropy budget is fricking overextended as is. That's just too much :marseysadcat:

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Me too

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i concur :marseydepressed:

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Hahahaha I watched this go nowhere :marseysal3: in two weeks :marseysalendofherstory: :#marseylaugh:

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If only I had used my funds to ban you while I had the chance!

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Your odds are a direct reflection of your confidence. The second the seeds of doubt enter your mind, losses become unavailable. But go all in with the knowledge that you are preordained to be granted prosperity, winnings will surely follow. Losing is a reflection of weakness. Namaste.

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