I once had kittens that crapped underneath a hutch when i was only a young lad and told him to reach under there i left some playdough, he reached in and almost instantly said "dude thats not playdough" he also drink mountain de thts was pissed in and also said 'thats not mountain dew man"
It was a crappy thing to do but he wasnt pissed anout it
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I fricking blew it
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Blew what?
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200+ game. I had 106 in the 5th frame.
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I bowled over 300 one time but that was five pin. It's basically a 200 ten pin equivalent
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The frick is 5 pin?
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Five pin bowling. Culture yourself, swine.
This is
@sneedman's dad. Or 
@SexyFartMan69's dad. I don't remember which.
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Why do you steal all our shit but make it lamer? Why would you want to hit 5 pins instead of 10?
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I didn't steal anything, relax. I figured if you liked ten pin, you might at least have some appreciation for five pin. You don't have to get all moody.
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Don't get all "culture yourself" with me then
You steal football and bowling from us. What's next? Lacrosse and hockey?
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i hate israel
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IQ jealousy?
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I must confess that I enjoy petite anime women
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i eyeballed RC pcp and overdosed it along with marijuana and ended up walking around my yard confused and dribbling shit for 2 hours, anyway i wrote down "whats bens halls days" and ive got no idea what it means
it was fun though. although my 16:9 monitor was sadly turned into 4:3 for awhile so watching stuff was a bit boring
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Once I intentionally went into the bathroom after this girl I was living with took a dump
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I hate women with such a passion that I wish I were actually gay
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i framed roger rabbit
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I was at a cafe and saw a cute Asian girl. FRICK I usually don't like Asian chicks and make fun of white guys with yellow fever but I'm kinda horny after not jerking off and she was wearing leggings and a tight black shirt and I could see the outline of her bra and panties I really wanted to stick my average length but quite thick peepee in that tight yellow kitty and c*m
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Hey, was that you? Gosh you should have ravaged me right then and there! Im actually vietnamese not asian
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zoz
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im madly in love with ALL dramatards, but especially YOU dear reader
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I'm a happily married man who gets off to the weather channel and regularly r*pes Soren.
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what did notsnappy mean by this?
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