Chris Chan Meltdown [song, June 2024]

This does not even deserve a Captain's Log introduction... because this is dead serious! The inside and outside tour I did A FEW MONTHS ago of my house, everyone on the Internet...

MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE

ANGRY AT ME! They're BLAMING it at me! IT'S my fault,

I ADMIT IT!

it's my fault! I WANT everything a-

BOUT MY HOUSE

OFF!

THE!

INNERNET!

I'll send in detectives! I'll send in police! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY

POWER!

Just get it OFF the internet...

Listen-to-me! Listen to me.

Yes...

Listen to ME.

Yes.

Shut that goddamn thing off!

I don't care what you do.

You get all that stuff off of there. Tonight.

I'm working on it.

Go work on it!

Chris: I am workin-

Do you realize...? Do you realize something? Let me tell you: If the Health Department of Greene County... sees those videos... that you put on the damn Internet... they could condemn our house, and we would have to move out of it...?

I see.

You go get that [nervously laughs when saying the next few words] goddamn stuff off of there and fast!

I'm working on it! I was making a YouTube vi—uh, a vid-dya for YouTube t-tellin' ev'rybody, "get the images off of the Internet". Y'know it's not...

No...

Its—It's, ahh, out of my control

No, you get 'em off.

It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO-

You loaded them up there, you unload 'em!

I'm working on it!

Go do it!

I AM WORK'- I AM DOIN' IT... I'M STARTIN'...

Get in here and do it!

I-

I'll be up all night with you if I have to. You won't get any sleep until that stuff's off.

I'm working on it!

Get in there and start!

I'M WOR-KIN' ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL E'RRYBODY, IN MY COMMAND, TO GET EVERYTHIN'- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET-

Listen!

-about our house!

I don't wanna get kicked outta my house. By the Health Department. And what you just did was stick a knife in our back, and kill us!

Aw'right... lemme just...

Get that stuff offa there...

I'M WORK-

...and get it offa there fast!

I'm workin on it! I'm