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Paulo Kogos, SΓ£o Paulo City Council candidate who is called "Brazilian Milei", does a campaign ad where he cuts taxes by using a hadouken from Street Fighter. pic.twitter.com/SjeiXtUA4P
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MINI-EFFORTPOST:
PAULO KOGOS, THE BRAPZILIAN ETHAN RALPH/ERIC CARTMAN
Paulo Kogos is not the Brazilian Milei, he is a literal Ethan Ralph-tier lolcow e-grifter and living meme who simply copies whatever trend is popular in current year, unlike Milei, who has had a long career in television before being elected, Kogos has only had a career on literally who Facebook and Twitter groups for less than a decade, and no one takes him seriously, even fellow ancaps and lolibertarians who otherwise agree with some of his anti-state, pro-market ideas, and in fact, the people that most mock and troll him are fellow libertarian lolcows themselves, almost no one outside of his ancap-paleolibertarian-tradcath Twitter circle gives a shit about him, he did however, get 33.000 votes in the last election, but of course lost, and bear in mind that he ran on a right-wing conservative party, not an ancap one like how he fervently proclaims.
Some random fun facts about the Brazilian Cartman for non-Poortuguese speaking !ranchers:
1. He is a 38-year-old virgin neurodivergent and proud of it, recently some photos leaked of him kissing a girl, but nothing official yet, if he actually got gussy he would be non-stop talking about it 24/7, but this is not what happened: https://tab.uol.com.br/noticias/redacao/2020/11/05/nunca-namorei-na-vida-diz-paulo-kogos-influencer-com-116-mil-seguidores.htm
2. I am not using "neurodivergent" as a slang for "r-slur", Kogos actually has aspergers (), and believes that his autism is a literal superpower that gives him very high IQ and an unmatched ability in debating marxists and destroying bluepilled normies with facts and logic
3. Til this very day, he whines about his childhood trauma due to how he was bullied at school for being a fat neurodivergent manlet, and how being forced by mommy and daddy to go to school as a fat neurodivergent manlet made him hate the marxist dictatorial state, and turned him into a freedom-loving ancap, he however, like how neurodivergents frequently change their worldviews, opinions, and hyperfixations, renounced anarcho-capitalism recently (read below)
4. He is only 149 cm (4 ft 9 in) , making him a mega-turbo-gigamanlet, and implying that he must have some form of dwarfism or a hormonal disorder
5. He is Jewish by ethnicity , but religiously-wise, he is a generic Traditionalist-Sedevacantist Catholic crusader of Evropean Christendom, despite being a 38-year-old virgin jewish manlet NEET, yet another internet tradcath grifter who is not white, and is in fact a peak example of an untermensch social parasite
6. Because the Catholic Cosplayer fad is the trend that most generates attention and money in the right-wing griftosphere, he recently denounced anarcho-capitalism, an ideology he adhered to for over a decade, as heretical, and has since them just morphed into Twitter Tradcath Theocrat NPC #76614 because this is what is hot in current year and where the griftbuxx are at.
7. Since he is the Brazilian Ethan Ralph, and as his anti-lockdown spergouts made him more popular during the 2020 pandemic, he has now become more-or-less self-aware that he is a fat virgin r-slur on the internet that gets mocked by everyone, even his "friends", and has now started to embrace his lolcowdom to capitalize on this for his benefit, by intentionally acting like a Francis/Boogie2988 fat virgin r-slur character persona for attention and clicks, this includes cosplaying as the Brazilian Milei, when just a few years ago he cosplayed as EnΓ©as Carneiro (Brazilian equivalent of Pat Buchanan iirc), hoping that one day he will win some election by being a funny e-celeb
8. He is the son of millionaire parents of the SΓ£o Paulo upper-class elites, his mother, Ligia Kogos, known as the "Queen of Botox", is a famous dermatologist who provides plastic surgeries and skincare for Brazilian celebrities and politicians (for example, Marcela Temer, ex-first lady and wife of former president Michel Temer), and his father, Waldemar Kogos, is an accomplished gynecologist who sticks his fingers inside celeb kitties for a living , therefore, Kogos has been a NEET for his whole life, and has always got all of the Nintendo and Anime merch that he wanted
9. Since Kogos is a CWC-esque momma's boy with awwtizm , his mother is the one in charge of all of his political campaigns and businesses, because despite being a genius economist who shall save the West from marxist decadence, this 300 IQ genius political philosopher has no idea of how basic financial responsibility works, and is still dependent on mommy paying his bills and organizing his political career at age 38
10. He has had a passion for cosplaying, LARPing, and nerd/geek/anime culture since he was a kid!
11. Much like MovieBlob, Kogos is an example of a pop culture-obsessed consoomer, he really loves Super Mario, Zelda, and Nintendoslop in general, and just like Blob, he tends to invoke vidya/cartoon/anime references when talking about serious political subjects, and treating fictional nerdslop as sacred scripture whose teachings and values should be emulated in real-life, there is a video from around 2015, where he argues that a completely unregulated free market economy should work in real-life, because it works in League of Legends , here is a video where he uses Super Mario as a metaphor for Catholic civilization fighting against pagans:
12. He has had a Wikipedia page and KiwiFarms thread in Poortuguese for years now, one of his nicknames is "Repelente de Mulher" (Foid Repellent) : https://kiwifarms.st/threads/stone-garou-paulo-kogos-repelente-de-mulher.44081/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paulo_Kogos
!macacos !neolibs !latinx !r-slurs
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!dinochads candidate apparently
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Let me help our nΓ£o macaco !dinochads
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esse tweet Γ© real?
lol
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!Latinx
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Surprisingly accurate for a meme lol, but Chile's verified is too high, if you ever went there you'll realize they're much farther from Argentina and Uruguay in terms of general phenotype lol.
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Mexico doesn't even "verify" or ask if someone is white. The 18% is for people who have blond hair from a Bong study lmao
I'm pretty sure Uruguay is higher than Argentina and Cuba should be higher at 64%
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Isso pode atΓ© ser verdade
O problema Γ© que ele foi num podcast e foi espancado por um grifter de direita qualquer lol
Do naipe ficar sem resposta mesmo
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Here is a video of Kogos being a great example of what happens when lonely neurodivergent people get sucked into the internet culture war politics rabbit hole (), in this video, he explains that the the Mario Bros. Movie is a metaphor for Traditionalist Catholic Theology (note: Kogos is a Sedevacantist, so even his "Traditionalist" Catholic status is debatable ), Kogos really is the right-wing religious version of MovieBob
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!christians !catholics !ranchers !macacos
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He's not named after for nothing. I wish I could ever become half the apologist this guy is.
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!g*mers
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Source?
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Factcheck: WARNING! THIS CLAIM HAS BEEN CLASSIFIED AS DANGEROUS. PLEASE REMAIN STILL, AN AGENT WILL COME TO MEET YOU SHORTLY.
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Linka ai
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originalmente era um debate do brigadeiro com o kogos, mas do meio pro fim o nando moura invade o podcast e começa a macaquear tudo
é engraçado, rendeu vÑrios clips e até algumas animaçáes
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!ranchers !macacos !latinx !r-slurs sorry for the ping again but Mayposter posted some animations of Kogos and craptastic "debate" with another 163 cm (5 ft 3 in) Christian Manlet lolcow () Nando Moura, Brazil has a very underrated scene of web animations much like old-school stuff by OneyNG, EgoRaptor, MeatCanyon, and 2000s classics from Newgrounds!
!moidmoment
WHY DO ALL MANLETS BECOME ANGRY RIGHTOIDS?
NAPOLEON COMPLEX?, MORE LIKE NAPOLEONIC LAW
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!chuds
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The lefties are short too Mr Hotwheels for example
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The ancient greeks argue that high anger is derived from an imbalance of the humors. Too much yellow bile.
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speak american BIPOC
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!effortposters good writeup on a politician.
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