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This person is NOT a !burgers.

No self respecting American would ever say "zero dollars tip." It's "zero dollar tip."

This cute twink probably writes things like 0$ as well. !r-slurs

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17267813649758742.webp

https://media.tenor.com/Dkz1NqNMBJUAAAAx/im-clocking-you-clocking.webp

!clocked !nooticers

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>LA

>pretending to have money

>Bad English grammar

:#redlight: :#marseytunaktunak: :#bluelight:

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>"zero dollars tip." It's "zero dollars tip."

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Thanks autocorrect making me look like an r-slured butthole

Why does God always frustrate my best zingers

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If he were a burger he'd be tipping, it's just burger culture

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Look at the most recent Instragram reels that were posted. The use commas instead of periods to indicate cents like $732,45. Bong in burgerland confirmed.

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Bongs do not do this and would never do this. Continentals (French etc) do this.

t. Bong

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the most based man on Instagram

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an incredible bit to make wagies seethe, but he seems like dead serious which is even better lmao

doesn't even seem like a "sticking it to the man" type deal, just based asl and saving money

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The straight up deadpan delivery is killing me

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Oh my stars :marseypearlclutch:

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A relative of mine works in a cool restaurant in a rapidly gentrifying hipster neighborhood and they've had a few influencers come through. According to her literally not one of them has tipped.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1726780486213391.webp

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He tips in exposure :capymerchant:

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trump wants no tax on tips, shortcut to no tax.

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As an Europoor, tipping will always be such a weird and alien concept to me. It just makes no sense. You already paid for the service/product. Why pay more? That's first.

Second, you are being a good little goy and enabling greedy practices by restaurant owners.

>Oh, Mr. Shekelberg, you already have a hard time being exploitative towards your workers and dodging taxes and doing shady business. PLEASE, let me relieve you of some of that and let me pay your employee's salary for you :marseypatriot:

It's the same mentality that you see with the whole "have to leave the house by 18 or at least until you finished college and live on your own". Yes, because giving half of your salary to the landlord is such a great idea instead of living with your parents for a while, saving money and just helping them with the chores and bills. It's utterly fricked.

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Does someone want to post it on a democrat subreddit such as /r/whitepeopletwitter?

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Incredible. I hope people learn :marseybowing: from this gentleman :marseybowler: and spread :marseymisinformation: his message far and wide

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me if trump gets elected

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What's that accent? Is it a spanish accent?

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I thought it was some kind of Asian

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re: downmarseys

You came at me. I was very sincere about what I wrote, and you made a snide comment. I know this is the Internet, and I know people like you are happy to make drive-by-snarks, and hit the downmarsey button when someone makes you look silly, but next time you get the temptation to show everyone how clever you think you are, remember this:

You're not as smart, not as clever, not as funny as you think you are, and there are people like me that will shut you down. Act like an adult, or unplug the keyboard you're hiding behind.

Snapshots:

https://instagram.com/zerodollarstip/:

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