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NotMichaelDouglas they/them  3mo ago (text post) 64 thread views #301784

Shower thought: 72 (female) virgins is a heaven for a man, but 72 (male) virgins is a heck for a woman :marseythonk:

It really makes you think...

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Nah. I want a girl that isn't used up but at least knows what she's doing.

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cope

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No it's not imagine having 72 orbiters all at once, all of them anxious virgins so they'll never ask you out so you'll never have to go through the awkwardness of rejecting them, and they're all enthusiastically taking care of every (non-sexual) desire that you could ever have

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yeah 72 virgins fighting over you

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plot twist everyone who believes he has 72 virgins waiting for him ends up in heck anyway

belive in the jesus before it's too late

or else

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:#marseybadass:

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