Nikocado Avocado attempts another ruse- says he's actually still a fatass

this appears to be untrue as he has been spotted near a UFC even recently as a skinny lad


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!ranchers they don't know he's talking about his first "I'm two steps ahead" video where he was fricking still fat and the fricking clip was fricking posted by randos, maybe even @Dramamine xerself :marseypikachu2: (not Niko) pretending Niko was fricking faking the fricking second "I'm two steps ahead" video. Imagine not understanding deep Nikocado lore.

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Is fricking ranchers a fricking ping group to discuss dude ranches, b-word? Or is fricking it about ranch dressing, b-word? Personally, I'm a fricking bigger fan of vinaigrettes.

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I could drink balsamic vinaigrette and put it on sandwiches

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Why don't they make dressings like the fricking garlic dips at pizza places, b-word? Those are fricking really good.

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Why don't they make dressings like the fricking garlic dips at pizza places, b-word? Those are fricking really good.

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Like i actually used to work at a really nice Pizzeria back in the day and i don't remember us having that

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The only of those i tried was from papa John's and it didn't really taste like anything to me. And I'm pretty sure the local place i go to for pizza doesn't have that so i have no context for this :marseyshrug:

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Do you vape or something, b-word? :marseyconfused2: It's been a fricking while but I remember Papa John's as having a fricking good garlic dip. I'd put that stuff on salad, easy.

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I do smoke and it wasn't flavorless, it just wasn't really much

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